Attention SoHo Boutiques: Do Not Let Taylor Swift Return These Jeans

Nashville drifter Taylor was photographed in New York City on Tuesday, trying out a cheerful spring look and running a scam as usual. While we don't know for sure if her bag was made of carpet, we can say for certain that her jeans were made of 55% Cotton/42% Tencel/3% Polyurethane, because she left the tag on them. Swift, who can afford but one pair of pants at a time, is no doubt planning to return these trousers at a later date, either for cash or store credit: "Hi. I'd like to return these unworn pants. No, they are unworn."

If you see Taylor Swift attempting to exchange these jeans, do not hesitate to alert your supervisor or the authorities.

[Photos via Wenn]