An eBay seller claims to be selling a corpus of material that used to belong to Melissa Crowe, Madonna's personal assistant "from years 1987-1996." If it's real, it's a memorabilia treasure trove. Selections from the multimillion-dollar listings below.

The biggest find is the purported Madonna's Personal Daily Journals 17 pcs Lot '88-'92, seventeen hand-scrawled notebooks filled with to-do lists and other scribblings. Starting bid is $2.5 million.

Madonna's Assistant Black Book Phone Numbers Actors contains vintage contact info for "Antonio Bandares, Her Brothers/Family, Dennis Hopper, Lenny Kravitz, Matt Damon, John Malkovich, Oliver Stone, Al Paciono and Steven Misel." Starting bid is $1000.

Original Mar 1959 Madonna Family B/W Photo Ciccone depicts baby Madge with her parents and siblings. Starting bid is $1000.

[eBay via Madonnalicious]