While teasing a live report on the Lodi Grape Festival, Fox 40 field reporter Sabrina Rodriguez got unexpectedly felt up by a boob-grabbing baboon named Mickey.

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Later asked if the "cheeky monkey" was showing its teeth because it was mad or smiling, Rodriguez responded, "I'm gonna go with smiling."

Checkmate, creationists.

[H/T: Guyism]