Baby DJ School Stretches Hipster Parenting Tropes to Breaking Point

Is it possible that there is a parenting activity in New York City more egregiously scoff-worthy than Crossfit for toddlers? Maybe... DJ school for babies? Possibly?

The kids were exposed to the terminology – master, beat matching — and eagerly bopping to the tunes.

Parents were just as excited about the music–a far cry from dull lullabies–as their kids. Samantha Al-Fayez beamed as her one-year-old son, Julien, eagerly danced and pressed buttons on the DJ console. “He loves gangsta rap,” she explained. He joined in as Ms. Weiss led the students in a round of the ABC Song set to a gentle techno beat.

Possibly, yes.

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