Philadelphia-area minor league baseball team the Lehigh Valley IronPigs (one word, for some reason) unveiled their new gear for the spring season and its emblazoned with a food that Americans cannot stop inhaling into our mouth-holes. Oh yeah, it's your friend, your good friend, bacon.
— IronPigs (@IronPigs) February 24, 2014
According to the Big League Stew, the IronPigs are suspiciously good at viral marketing, once giving away a free funeral and another time installing urine-powered video games into their facilities. The IronPigs might want to alert Olympian Sage Kotsenburg—this may be no bacon medal, but it's close. In fact, Ralph Lauren could have used this stroke of genius to make our Olympic getups sizzle instead of flop. Tell me, pillar of classic American fashion, can you #smellthechange?
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