"The first time always hurts," says an off-screen voice to a girl latching on to her boyfriend, preparing to do something incredibly unsafe.
No, not lose her virginity to a diseased transient who isn't "into" using protection. Something that makes that look sane: Bungee jumping off a bridge without a harness.
"Hold on tight," says the same unseen voice. Genius.
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