Sam Horowitz actually became a man last November, but it wasn't until the Jewish mommyblog Kveller picked up his burlesque-themed Bar Mitzvah entrance video last week that the rest of the world was punched in the face with that fact.
The Dallas Observer called the professionally choreographer routine at the Omni Hotel "unarguably the craziest entrance to a religious celebration and ceremony," which is unfair, seeing as it's unarguably the craziest entrance to anything ever.
"One can only hope that Sam prepared his haftorah as well as he prepared his dance steps," reads the top comment on Kveller.
To be honest, I'm not sure they had time left over for that. As The Daily Dot points out, this was just the opening number.