The world of beauty pageants has seen its fair share of spectacularly botched responses during the contests' Q&A portion.

But of all the botched responses, in all the botched response villages, in all the botched response worlds, Miss Philippines USA 2013 candidate Joanlia Lising's botched response stands alone.

Asked by the presenter which of the five senses she would pick if she could only pick one, Lising proceeded to go off on a sentence-fragment tangent that may end up resulting the first recorded instance of a person actually dying of secondhand embarrassment.

You have been warned.

[H/T: Daily Picks and Flicks]