Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop Arrested Again on Drug Charges

Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop has been arrested again on drug charges, only a year after his last run-in with the law.

Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested July 20 in Washington County, Iowa on charges of felony possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver. Zopittybop-bop-bop, you may recall, was arrested last year in Madison, Wisconsin, and quickly gained some attention for his new legal name, which was changed in 2011. His given (or earthly) name is Jeffrey D. Wilschke. However, his celestial name (Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop) is much, much better.

Here is how Zopittybop-bop-bop (who struggles with both mental health and substance abuse issues, as do a lot of people), explained his fantastic name to the Wisconsin State-Journal:

Beezow explained that his first name represents “the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe.” Doo-doo “is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos,” and Zopittybop-bop-bop “is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death.”

Makes some pretty great sense to me. Beezow, unfortunately, now faces up to five years in prison.

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