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Big boy (who is sick of being treated like a little kid!!) Marco Rubio is mad. So mad, in fact, that he spent a good four minutes of his stump speech this morning trying to rail on Donald Trump. This included—but was not limited to—reading Trump’s misspelled tweets from his phone, effectively calling Trump a spoiled wimp, and insinuating that Trump urinated on himself during last night’s debate. Welcome to hell.

The whole clip would be remarkable on its own if just for the fact that “polite” Marco Rubio has clearly been instructed to do as Donald does. It is made even more remarkable, however, in light of last night’s little infantile display of bickering. Just when you think this election can’t possibly get more petty, our boys inevitably prove us wrong.

I never thought I’d say this, but Lindsey Graham was right.

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