The Knockout Game Is RealS

Sunny Obama celebrated Christmas at the White House Wednesday with the traditional Felling of a Small Blonde Child in Festive Dress.

To be fair to what is surely a violent and bloodthirsty bear-dog, it appears from video of the incident that Sunny merely startled the little girl, causing her to step backwards and trip over another visiting child's walker.

The little girl (Ashtyn!) was fine. Happy Muslim Christmas, Obamerica.

The Knockout Game Is Real

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