The Best Cyber Monday Deals Online

Welcome to our coverage of the all the best Cyber Monday Deals. We'll be filling this post with all the deepest discounts on the best products, and updating constantly, so reload often.

Sex Toys

Porn

  • 25 percent off everything — AdultDVDEmpire
  • 50% off "select stream-to-own movies, iTunes downloads, DVDs and sex toys" — GameLink

Miscellaneous

  • Calculus tutoring — Free
  • STB-015 3/32" OD Tubing Bender — $0.01
  • Vatican book mark — $25
  • Eight-foot "Grimm Reaper" prop — $250
  • Set of throw pillows — $15
  • Jaguars car magnet — $25
  • Wolfram Mathematica 9 — $50
  • Kids camo backpack — $5
  • Miscellaneous guinea pig items — Free
  • Two rolls of fabric (sold as set) — Negotiable
  • Three bags Brazilian hair — $325
  • Hot tub cover — $100
  • Bong — $35
  • Tom Wolfe's I Am Charlotte SimmonsNegotiable
  • Six boxes of Kix cereal — Negotiable
  • Legris 3330 04 04 Manual Release Button Cover for Push-to-Connect Series LF3000 Fittings, Blue, 5/32" Tube OD — $0.26
  • Sixteen-by-eight-foot garage door — $1000
  • Tattoo stencil machine — $100
  • Mad Hatter/Johnny Depp cardboard stand-up — $12
  • Wedding dress (Galina, size four) — $275
  • Wheelchair lift gate — $100

Ball pythons

  • Three-foot ball python — Negotiable
  • Three-foot ball python (with supplies) — $100
  • Six-year-old ball python (with "complete set up") — $250
  • 500-gram female ball python — $275

[additional deal-hunting by Sarah Hedgecock]