Police said the man filed out an incident report, but didn't want to be dropped off at work; According to the report, he wanted to tell his boss at a later time so he wouldn't be fired. Who can know what sort of professional relationship this guy had with his boss, but it seems likely he would be promoted or rewarded instead of fired. Then again, we all know Papa John's doesn't have the best relationship with their employees (unless, of course, Papa John himself is drunk).

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