Each week, a handful of reader comments are selected for inclusion and veneration in the Gold Star Motel. Standards of excellence are arbitrary, fluid, and contradictory. The reward is strictly honorary (at best). This week, all the Gold Stars are taken from the terrible and hilarious puns in the "Rewriting the Post" thread yesterday about Jim McGreevey becoming an Episcopalian priest, just because.

Re: Divine Intervention

• Looker:
  "Hail Mary?"

• And I Am Telling You:
  "Turning the Other Cheek
  In The Name of The Rose"
• bonera:
  "Ecclesi-ass-tease"
• George Babbitt:
  "Thy Rod and Thy Staff They Comfort Me. But Mostly Thy Rod."
• broad:
  "Semen on the Mount"