Check Out This Friggin Guy, I Dunno, Some Kinda Slavic Jabroni, Housing Huge Meats on Arthur Ave

Whether because of his recent pizza fuckup or campaign trail stress, John Kasich is currently stuffing himself with tens of thousands of calories of Italian food while on a campaign stop at the Bronx. Where are his friends? Will someone help?

Who are you trying to impress, guy??

Holy shit:

Oh my god, John:

Mama Mia!