Check Out This Horrifying Brazilian Testicle Mascot

Buried in the photo gallery of a recent event attended by the Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer, a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer, is a photo of its horrifying mascot.

The mascot, we are told, goes by the "Mr. Balls," and he works to raise awareness about testicular cancer. According to the AAPC website and courtesy of some Google-translating, "Both children and adults loved taking pictures with the mascot , a friendly snowman in the shape of testicle."

Is it the pubic hair that is so off-putting or the buckteeth? Definitely the buckteeth. Or maybe it's the bowl-cut. God, he (it?) is disturbing. Here's a photo of Mr. Balls and a child:

Check Out This Horrifying Brazilian Testicle Mascot

And below is a photo of Mr. Balls out and about:

Check Out This Horrifying Brazilian Testicle Mascot

Braziiiiiiiiiiil.