Conrad Murray: I Held Michael Jackson's Penis Every NightS

While the biggest mystery in the Conrad Murray case is how on earth he's still somehow a licensed doctor, he's also been making the media rounds this week trying to pretend Michael Jackson's death is a mystery that hasn't already been solved with a guilty verdict.

Instead he's back to pushing the theory that Jackson's death was accidental and Jackson's fault alone.

Murray was just released from prison after serving a two years of a four-year sentence for involuntary manslaughter for administering propofol to Jackson, who died from an overdose of the anesthetic.

And in an interview with the Daily Mail today, Murray told his interviewer that he and Jackson were close. Real close.

"‘You want to know how close Michael and I were? I held his penis every night. I had to put a condom catheter on him because Michael dripped urine."

Murray also says that AEG executives were pressuring Jackson, which only made him abuse the propofol more.

‘They came to the house. They said, “This house – we pay for it. The popsicles the children are sucking on – we pay for them... The nine security guards, we pay for them too. We pay for the toilet paper he wipes his a** on... If he doesn’t do these shows it’s over. He’s ruined. He doesn’t have a cent. He will be on Skid Row.” ’

Murray is appealing his conviction under the claim that Jackson was responsible for his own death.

[image via AP]