BadUncle commented on Snark Break

"Losing a dog must be a nightmare."

BadUncle commented on Trendiest Dive-Themed Bar Nails a Patron with Meanness

"Note from an Old to the Yooths: New Yorkers do not wait in lines."

BadUncle commented on Blogger Shot in DC

"I lived on 18th and U in the 80s, when most of the row houses between the Kilamanjaro and Ben's Chili Bowl were boarded up."

BadUncle commented on Fox Biz Helps Newswoman Realize Dream Of Shaking Booty

"@Aaron Altman: The world of convertible petro-Kroners just got that much more exciting."

BadUncle commented on Lost In Translation

"Meanwhile the advertising siblings are all "like having ass play with their nephews.""

BadUncle commented on Torturing The Hitch

"@SheWalkedWithAZombie: (completely tangential, but I love your handle."

BadUncle commented on Scientists Hope To Prove Hilarious Pun

"Maybe it's a generational thing, but in my day, we'd work one up with a vigorous session on the "vaulting horse.""

BadUncle commented on Men And Their Middle-Aged Memoirs

"Do any of these guys organize their thoughts by tattoo?"

BadUncle commented on Media, Fashion Elites Introduce Us To "Shorts"

"Adult men don't wear shorts, unless they're at the beach, playing basketball, or, uh, walking their dogs at 6 AM in the morning when no one will notice."

BadUncle commented on 9 ways foreigners are having more fun with Facebook

"3 riots, 2 murders, a character assasination and the destruction of a private home."

BadUncle commented on What Would The Ultimate Nerd Wish-Fulfillment Look Like?

"Actually, wait- nerds already dominate science and public policy. Were the latter only the case."

BadUncle commented on Emily Gould's Memoirs Sold for "Low Six Figures"

"This is going to take a big bite out of my commitment to playing Grand Theft Auto."

BadUncle commented on "Indie" Musicians Smile While Running Horrific Corporate Gauntlet

"I blame Roy Smeck for selling out and appearing in Talkies."

BadUncle commented on Six Months Later

"Quality controls at the cigarette factory appear to have deteriorated."

BadUncle commented on Britney's Mom's Memoir Apparently Riveting

"Louisiana's Simone de Bouvoir."

BadUncle commented on The Video The Jewish Cabal Didn't Want You To See

"How does this relate to celebrity va-jay-jay?"

BadUncle commented on The Secret Lives of American Teenagers Are Boring

"As I recall the secret life of this American teenager, it fell to a three-step program: 1) smoke weed; 2) furiously masterbate like a howler monkey; 3) eat cereal."

BadUncle commented on In Which Gawker Infiltrates Candace Bushnell's New Novel

"@RollsRoyceRevenge: "Allison Wonderbra" - ahahaha."