<![CDATA[Comments from BullfightsOnAcid]]> <![CDATA[Comments from BullfightsOnAcid]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Absolutely Nobody Returns Mike and Juliet's Calls]]> Mike: So I walked in last night on my wife having sex with another man. I screamed "What are you doing!" but she declined to issue a statement at that time.
Juliet: Bummer. Next up - a dog that sings just like Miley Cyrus.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on 9 Ways Hancock Could Have Been A Pretty Good Movie]]> It was interesting to see how the marketing changed on this movie. At first the trailers were cut to make it look like a comedy and then suddenly the trailers changed to make it seem like a dark & mysterious disaster movie. If this movie bombs big then watch the studios blame Scientology & Will Smith's link to Tom Cruise.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Singing Little Girl Represents All That is Wrong With America]]> I want to see the video where her father does the same video with the same outfits. You know he's really the one behind the camera.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Our God Is An Awesome God]]> Holy Heidi, Mother of God, pray for us Gawkers now and at the hour of our death (when the Hills airs). Amen

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled]]> My problem is I wake up with fisted balls.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on The Ballad Of Derrell And Gwendolyn: "Okay, I'll just say it: Will you have sex with me?"]]> @MisterHippity: But the Chupacabra, that's real, right?

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on A Broken French Telepath in New York]]> 'Dying Inside' is one of the great underrated sci-fi stories. While on the surface it's about telepathy, it's really about coming to terms with your past while also coming to terms with your 'unknown' future.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on CBS War Correspondent Gets Promotion, Sex Scandal]]> After blowing a gasket Katie Couric asked anyone within earshot, "You don't think she's cuter than me, do you? Hello? Anyone? I know you're out there because I can hear you breathing!"

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Kanye West Is Mad Enough To Break His MacBook Air On A Hippie's Head]]> Kanye should just write and perform a hip-hop version of 'Kumbaya' and all will be forgiven in the hippie community.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on The Ballad Of Derrell And Gwendolyn: "Okay, I'll just say it: Will you have sex with me?"]]> You must understand that I do not have sex. I am from New Jersey, I get knocked up.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Radioactive Sperm From Space Somehow Not Funny After All]]> I declare a Fatwa on the makers of Disaster Movie and their families. Death to the Comedy Infidels!

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Gold, Frankenpants and Merkin]]> @StrawBerryShortCake:

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Teen Sex Gains Mainstream Approval With JC Penney Ad]]> The music in the background makes it seem very ominous. Almost as if they're going down to the basement for a suicide pact.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Only The Girls' Swim Team Can Stop A Mad Scientist's Super Virus]]> @gusnyc.com: It's the soup that eats like a meal.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on A Virtual-Reality Racetrack Turns Into A Death Trap For Speed Racer Jr.]]> You should also mention 'Fear Itself' airing on Thursday nights on NBC. It's an anthology series from the same people who created Masters of Horror. Even though it's billed as horror I feel it falls in the Twilight Zone unexplained phenomenon category which should merit a mention on io9. Overall I think it's pretty good and wish there were more anthology series on TV. It's got some pretty interesting casting and directing too: The second episode starred Eric Roberts and was directed by Brad Anderson of 'The Machinist'.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Only The Girls' Swim Team Can Stop A Mad Scientist's Super Virus]]> Is it too much to ask the Girls Rebel Force of Competitive Swimmers to wear thong bikinis. Know your audience.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Quote of the Day]]> After finishing his wine under the Staten Island Ferry he would throw the empty bottle at the Statue of Liberty and call her a "thoughtless little pig".

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Five Ways Camel Cigarettes Are Good For You]]> "When my two younger children grow up and start to smoke, Camels will probably be their cigarette, too."

Ah, the hopes and dreams we have for our children are limitless.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on It's a Girl, Not Yet a Woman, for Jamie Lynn Spears]]> @CodePink: 'Deep Fried Fructose' will be the epitaph on my gravestone.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on It's a Girl, Not Yet a Woman, for Jamie Lynn Spears]]> The little baby has already been photographed by Annie Leibovitz in only a bed sheet! Why do we have to sexualize them so early?

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on The Story of Robert Cox, World's Most Important Blogger]]> I'm starting the Gawker Commenters Association of America. Dues are payable in lap dances and 8 balls (no baby laxative please).

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on The Fake Hedgie Who's Conning New York Fashionistas]]> If he wanted to get some ladies he should have put a unicorn on the card. Everyone knows the ladies love the unicorns.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on <i>The Love Guru</i> Is Going to Be the Worst Movie of the Summer]]> Since when has 'not being funny' ever stopped a 'comedy' from making money: Wild Hogs, Meet the Spartans, What Happens in Vegas, all the Scary Movies.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Is the "Media Bloggers Association" a Scam?]]> @fiveinchtaint: "When I have to watch that pile of eight tapes over there for Dwayne Richards' two-day Nibbler performance, that's 48 straight hours of paying attention and making sure he's doing everything correctly."

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Paul Janka Brushes Off Attempted Date Rape Charge]]> A few days ago I read Helter Skelter about Charles Manson and naturally, I wondered what it was like to hang out with a convicted serial killer who has become an icon of evil, so I said we should hang out. I make bad decisions sometimes.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Lou Dobbs For Governor]]> Then he can finally build that wall between New Jersey and Mexico.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Once Again, Katherine Heigl Publicly Trashes Her Job]]> That's not how you do a breast exam. Here let me show you.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on New Advertising Paradigm: 'Meow Meow Meow Meow']]> @TimGunn: "Can I haz 'Things That Go Nom' for 20 mice please. kthx."

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Bravo Plans New <i>Top Chef</i> For Kids]]> Young Frasier: I specifically requested my macaroni and cheese al dente.
Young Niles: I know. This lunch is a culinary Hindenburg.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on How Not To Charm A Restaurant Critic]]> Not only did Shelly Winters do the backstroke in that wine spill but Gene Hackman grabbed onto a burning hot valve, all while cursing God, until he succumbed and fell into the wine spill never to be seen again. Later Wolfgang Peterson tried to re-create the spill but failed miserably.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Marine Corps Willing To Teach Black People How To Swim]]> "I was watching TV with some buddies when this commercial came on - a man is eating spaghetti. He eats a meatball and says "Mamma mia, that's-a spicy meat ball-a!". I knew right then and there, I wanted to be that guy."

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Worthwhile Gizmos]]> The scariest thing about carnival rides are the Carnies: Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands (on a related note Carnie Wilson - large hands).

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on "Terrorist Fist-Jab" Secret Origin Revealed!]]> "I certainly didn't mean to associate the word 'terrorist' with Senator Obama and his wife"

Any journalist with a skirt that short must be telling the truth.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Writer Confirms Pixar's 'John Carter']]> Princess of Mars has been bouncing around for the last 20 years and there have been several false starts with Robert Rodriguez and John Favreau, so I'll believe it when I see shots from the sound stage. Pixar doing Princess of Mars would be awesome though.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on When a Hipster Bar Becomes a Prison]]> He was freaking out because hipsters can't exist without someone looking at them and paying attention to them every few hours. He probably needs to go to counseling now.

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Bill Moyers Puts the Smack-Down on O'Reilly Producer]]> I love how Moyers always says "Warshington".

]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Goes Well With 'Chinese Earthquake End Tables']]> @Knucklehead Babylon: That was a Lowe blow.

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]]> <![CDATA[BullfightsOnAcid commented on Using HTML In Gawker Comments]]> Any mention of Dune compels me to post Dune Cat.

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