Colonel Mustard commented on The Cult of Tina Fey

"Tina Fey is the only beacon of light in the otherwise barren, bleak, nuclear-winter-landscape that is Sarah Palin."

Colonel Mustard commented on Palin: Vote Ponies/Do You Think Todd Likes Me '08!

"Is "Part Of The Bureaucracy" really her campaign slogan?"

Colonel Mustard commented on McCain: Obama is "Touchy" and "Angry"

"@Zorica: I think it would be that the Obama people want to portray McCain as a secret Muslim."

Colonel Mustard commented on McCain: Obama is "Touchy" and "Angry"

"Obama abandoned all of his ethics and principles in a blatant, desperate attempt to curry favor with the powerful evangelical voting base after realizing he couldn't win by playing fair in 2000!"

Colonel Mustard commented on McCain: Obama is "Touchy" and "Angry"

"@Hiphopopotamus: I think it was hard for them to choose between the diametrically opposed lines of attack "Obama's a secret Muslim" and "Obama's Christian Reverend is a crazy black man", and so they pushed both, which ultimately canceled each other out."

Colonel Mustard commented on Lehman Bros. CEO Totally Got Knocked Out!

"I was really pissed when the chicken fricassee I made from Rachael Ray's recipe came out rubbery and underdone, but I didn't coldcock the bitch."

Colonel Mustard commented on Quotes Of the Day, October 6th

""Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it." —The Lady Miss Chablis"

Colonel Mustard commented on KFC Demands Candidates Mention That Chicken Defeats Hunger

"The country's financial situation being what it is, OUR children are going to need that money in a few weeks."

Colonel Mustard commented on Hey Barry, Don't Make McCain's Mistake

"@thegleaner: One thing I like about this volley is that Obama waited for McCain to make the first 'guilt by association' salvo, officially making this video turnabout rather than a simple smear attack. Plus, it's timely, on point, and well-done — a far cry from the playground name-calling conducted by Palin. And, for the record, I love that whenever they try to indict Obama's character they still somehow manage to highlight his history of championing charitable causes."

Colonel Mustard commented on Little Girl Attends Funeral In 1883

"Magic Dress Trades Textures With Brigitte Nielsen's Skin"