DavidWatts commented on Greg Gutfeld: Why?, at 3:30 PM on May 7 @Maura Johnston: oh sure, be all rational and shit. more »

DavidWatts commented on Greg Gutfeld: Why?, at 3:14 PM on May 7 @Bell County: "Unconscionable"? more »

DavidWatts commented on Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft, at 3:07 PM on May 7 Lindsay totally stole that girl's coat. more »

DavidWatts commented on Which Is The Worst PR Pitch Of The Week?, at 2:25 PM on May 7 Well, since you covered ALL THREE of the things being pitched, I would say that they were all completely successful. more »

DavidWatts commented on Coach Brand Teaches Students How To Be Dirty Shills, at 4:26 PM on May 5 I'm sorry, what part of a girl losing her bag did that class think was newsworthy? more »

DavidWatts commented on Lifetime To Further Ruin Project Runway, at 11:19 AM on May 5 "Cool-ates!" Design some chic culottes that match effortlessly with Payless-brand footwear for these South Florida housewives to wear to their husbands' firm's Fourth of July Party! more »

DavidWatts commented on Five Ways To Not Write A Trend Piece On Music Blogs, at 9:55 AM on May 5 Oh puh-lease, Nathan. more » [idolator]

DavidWatts commented on Why Run A Review When You Can Just Interview The A&R Guy?, at 11:49 AM on May 1 I'm sure this is down to something falling through at the last minute, yes, but I've seen stranger things in similar situations, like feature stories with no quotes at all. more » [idolator]

DavidWatts commented on Snuffles, Has Lifetime Already Bought 'Top Chef'?, at 11:30 AM on May 1 Personally, during the show I ate a gigantic chocolate fudge cookie and a chocolate cigar which I bought from a kosher bakery on the lower east side from a young girl and older Asian woman who had totally different but equally unintelligible accents (What's that?/A reguuula/A regular what?//NO, A REGuuullaaaa/oh.) and drank two giant glasses of lactaid, because I am not down with lactose. more »

DavidWatts commented on Idol, at 11:18 AM on May 1 Can someone please get her on Gossip Girls asap? more »

DavidWatts commented on Coldplay Are Pretty Much What You Expect At This Point, at 4:50 PM on Apr 29 Your wife likes Coldplay. more » [idolator]

DavidWatts commented on You Know Who Really Sucks? The Doors, at 4:47 PM on Apr 29 The Doors are a bunch of boring, preening assholes. more » [idolator]

DavidWatts commented on Absinthe Fairy Will Get You Drunk But Not High, at 4:42 PM on Apr 29 I heard there was lead or some other toxic shit in it, as well, which is why it is green. more »

DavidWatts commented on GTA In The New Hooker Era, at 11:20 AM on Apr 29 @WackoJacko: I totally agree. more »

DavidWatts commented on Grand Theft Auto's Warped View of New York City, at 3:54 PM on Apr 24 When's the unboxing video go up, doodz? more »

DavidWatts commented on Turbonegro's Happy-Tom Witnesses The Arrival Of An Abandoned "Pot Boat", at 12:28 PM on Apr 23 I once saw Turbonegro here in NYC, and it was sort of the most amazing night of my life. more » [idolator]

DavidWatts commented on The Pipettes Send Two Of Their Members To The Bin, at 10:58 AM on Apr 21 You know, I saw an old, dirty poster for them the other day outside a deli in Manhattan, and I wondered if they still existed after all that almost-fame. more » [idolator]

DavidWatts commented on Dear Bill Maher: The Pope's Not So Bad!, at 2:33 PM on Apr 18 God, I'm going to sound like a commercial, but Bill Maher has the lowest bullshit level of any news talk show I can think of, and I watch most of them. more »