DonPardoCalrissian commented on Spy Kids Belatedly Publish Yearbook

"I loved Spy for Kids."

DonPardoCalrissian commented on Bush Pardons Jailed Rapper After Hearing He Went To Exeter

"Ape shall not kill ape. Liquid coke?"

DonPardoCalrissian commented on "Are the above points valid? I don't know, but that's not the point."

"Lee Abrams is Tom Friedman from the future, people!"

DonPardoCalrissian commented on William F. Buckley, Asshole Even In Death

"His last Will and Testament is [in part] that his 7-year-old grandson is dead to him?"

DonPardoCalrissian commented on Last Cool Thing Ruined By PR

"Is this International Pirate Talk Like The Creative Underclass Day? 'In a 45-minute-long interview, Mr."

DonPardoCalrissian commented on Did Palin Have Cheat Sheet During Couric Interview?

"Must have been one one hell of a poorly drawn pictogram."

DonPardoCalrissian commented on Gawker Should Be Imprisoned Forever, Says Everyone Except Lawyers

"I hope youse die too."

DonPardoCalrissian commented on Hipster Kickball Tension as Season Winds Down

"Fuck it, it's always something; MASH hats, kickball, grunge, Andy Warhol, Hippies, Beatniks, Bobby-Soxers, Be-boppers, Flappers, Barbershop Quartets, Dandies, Fops, Macaronis, Knights Templar, Huns, Goths, Vandals, Disciples, Macedonians, Indo-Aryans, Sea Peoples, Neanderthals, Homo erectuses, velociraptors, Nectocaris pteryx, always the same bullshit."

DonPardoCalrissian commented on Poorly-Timed Lehman Weddings In Times

"I'll give my standard Altarcations whine/boast: "But he/she is actually very nice.""

DonPardoCalrissian commented on Lohan To Palin: 'Suck It'

"Another failed publicity stunt from underappreciated racist genius Judd Apapoe -- Magician Fantastique!"