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sassypants on May 12, 2008
Ha! Well if you've already mastered the terrorizing home tactics to ditch the roomie, then the only option left is to try and drive her out of her mind. Start by constantly humming the theme to "What's Happening" over and over again whenever you see her.
sassypants on May 8, 2008
Fuck it. I say you should use subtle methods to terrorize her. You know, all of a sudden make up an imaginary friend that you fight with, make shockingly loud noises like banging pots and pans together, but right outside her bedroom door at about 3 am. Start doing that stuff and she'll spend a lot less time at home.....
sassypants on May 8, 2008
Oh my dear!!! We have to get you a new roommate. This one sucks. Change the locks. Don't tell her. Do it while she's out grocery shopping or some shit and then pretend like you've never seen her before when she rings the doorbell.
marvel girl on May 4, 2008
Oh god, I've heard that school, isn't it in the burbs? I went to both Kenwood (alma mater of R. Kelly), and whitney young. class of 03
marvel girl on Apr 28, 2008
Just saw a message you left me like a month ago... Actually, I grew up on the South Side. In the last few years of my time in Chicago, I lived across Lake Shore Dr from Soldier Field. But the majority of my time in Chi was on 69th st. I hate people that say they're from a city, but are really from the suburbs. I bought drugs on the South Side because I lived on the South Side.
Trixie from Toronto on Mar 24, 2008
What the hell DID happen to FG? It's not every day I muster up the courage to send a tit shot to a stranger! And now we just have to sit here, day after day, waiting?
I suspect his girlfriend caught wind and he's in the doghouse.
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