<![CDATA[Comments from lawrence]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from lawrence]]> http://gawker.com/people/ItsBusinessBaby http://gawker.com/people/ItsBusinessBaby lawrence commented on 7 Reasons This Is Not A Recession America is in a recession.

GDP is down, gas at an all-time high, jobs down, food cost is up - We're a bunch of idiots..and everything is going to hell

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http://jezebel.com/385937/7-reasons-this-is-not-a-recession#c5466278 http://jezebel.com/385937/7-reasons-this-is-not-a-recession#c5466278 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:32:58 EDT
lawrence commented on Kevin Rose in fender bender @sample032: F a Beemer. the IT car is and has always been a Porsche

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http://valleywag.com/385508/kevin-rose-in-fender-bender#c5447426 http://valleywag.com/385508/kevin-rose-in-fender-bender#c5447426 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:36:33 EDT
lawrence commented on Facebook NSFW! Julia Allison and other pics from Randi Zuckerberg's Vegas bachelorette i wonder what % of Mark's paper billion is allocated to his sister, Randi

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http://valleywag.com/384901/facebook-nsfw-julia-allison-and-other-pics-from-randi-zuckerbergs-vegas-bachelorette#c5419186 http://valleywag.com/384901/facebook-nsfw-julia-allison-and-other-pics-from-randi-zuckerbergs-vegas-bachelorette#c5419186 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:19:14 EDT
lawrence commented on Starbucks quarterly results spill scalds analysts's laps $4+ for coffee is Ridiculous - I don't care if it's this so-called premium, latte/espresso bs

no coffee should cost that much/cup.

Starbucks is a prime example of selling the 'sizzle', not the steak - fuckers

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http://valleywag.com/383390/starbucks-quarterly-results-spill-scalds-analystss-laps#c5349040 http://valleywag.com/383390/starbucks-quarterly-results-spill-scalds-analystss-laps#c5349040 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:02:03 EDT
lawrence commented on Think electric cars coming to America ...must they make these 'green' cars so dorky-looking?

Surely they can put a cooler shell on it, then that.

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http://valleywag.com/383237/think-electric-cars-coming-to-america#c5348798 http://valleywag.com/383237/think-electric-cars-coming-to-america#c5348798 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:43:50 EDT
lawrence commented on Craig Newmark offers toddler a surprise soda... Mazal Tov

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lawrence commented on eBay sues Craig Newmark as Craigslist tries to squeeze it out @ideagirl: lol - anyone who has 'made it' always changes. you just can't help it.

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http://valleywag.com/382765/ebay-sues-craig-newmark-as-craigslist-tries-to-squeeze-it-out#c5323034 http://valleywag.com/382765/ebay-sues-craig-newmark-as-craigslist-tries-to-squeeze-it-out#c5323034 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:46:46 EDT
lawrence commented on If Sandberg doesn't work out at Facebook, blame Zuckerberg's sleeping habits what diff. does it make what time he shows up? he's the founder! and besides, he'll get to it - when he can/wants to - it's not like he's totally blowing issues off.

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http://valleywag.com/382537/if-sandberg-doesnt-work-out-at-facebook-blame-zuckerbergs-sleeping-habits#c5322897 http://valleywag.com/382537/if-sandberg-doesnt-work-out-at-facebook-blame-zuckerbergs-sleeping-habits#c5322897 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:38:03 EDT
lawrence commented on Marc Andreessen's egg-shaped head, CEO's rack distract Fast Company writer from Ning's vanishingly small business she's a smart, head-strong woman - that's what makes her sexy,

and she can steal your soul if she wants to, by merely locking eyes with you

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http://valleywag.com/381496/marc-andreessens-egg+shaped-head-ceos-rack-distract-fast-company-writer-from-nings-vanishingly-small-business#c5270290 http://valleywag.com/381496/marc-andreessens-egg+shaped-head-ceos-rack-distract-fast-company-writer-from-nings-vanishingly-small-business#c5270290 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:06:17 EDT
lawrence commented on "Which one is the puppet?" he looks like the kind of guy who'd have kiddie porn found in his computer, at least in this shot that is

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http://valleywag.com/379953/which-one-is-the-puppet#c5232241 http://valleywag.com/379953/which-one-is-the-puppet#c5232241 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:41:29 EDT
lawrence commented on Rumors of booth babes at Ad:tech only slightly exaggerated the booth babes in the first photo - yowza!

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http://valleywag.com/380102/rumors-of-booth-babes-at-adtech-only-slightly-exaggerated#c5209759 http://valleywag.com/380102/rumors-of-booth-babes-at-adtech-only-slightly-exaggerated#c5209759 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:54:32 EDT
lawrence commented on Julia Allison's reality show gets greenlit? lol - the guy's face in the middle says it all

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lawrence commented on Did you mean: Google? @seanpercival: what's a "car off"?
i don't think you want to challange Yahoo employees - they have stock, Mahalo hoes don't

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http://valleywag.com/379643/did-you-mean-google#c5190685 http://valleywag.com/379643/did-you-mean-google#c5190685 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:49:45 EDT
lawrence commented on Gurbaksh Chahal buys $6.9 million penthouse http://valleywag.com/379471/gurbaksh-chahal-buys-69-million-penthouse#c5189207 http://valleywag.com/379471/gurbaksh-chahal-buys-69-million-penthouse#c5189207 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:03:57 EDT lawrence commented on Robert Scoble plays dirty uncle in Amsterdam http://valleywag.com/379449/robert-scoble-plays-dirty-uncle-in-amsterdam#c5188833 http://valleywag.com/379449/robert-scoble-plays-dirty-uncle-in-amsterdam#c5188833 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:34:19 EDT lawrence commented on Michael Arrington, Pete Cashmore puff up egos, traffic in this photo, arrington looks like Ralphie...the boy from the movie "A Christmas Story"

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http://valleywag.com/378893/michael-arrington-pete-cashmore-puff-up-egos-traffic#c5159261 http://valleywag.com/378893/michael-arrington-pete-cashmore-puff-up-egos-traffic#c5159261 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:16:18 EDT
lawrence commented on Commenter of the week: Rachel Marsden she's the girl from Chris Issak's 'Wicked Game' music video

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http://valleywag.com/378970/commenter-of-the-week-rachel-marsden#c5157730 http://valleywag.com/378970/commenter-of-the-week-rachel-marsden#c5157730 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:07:06 EDT
lawrence commented on Allison: I'm not a gold-digger and if I were, I wouldn't go to San Francisco @rex: if she's so smart - let her find a way to monetize all that...instead of pouncing around showing tits to money men

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http://valleywag.com/378170/allison-im-not-a-gold+digger-and-if-i-were-i-wouldnt-go-to-san-francisco#c5138815 http://valleywag.com/378170/allison-im-not-a-gold+digger-and-if-i-were-i-wouldnt-go-to-san-francisco#c5138815 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:17:24 EDT
lawrence commented on Julia Allison is more hated than that Marine who threw a puppy off a cliff get a tan, pack on a litte more meat, and do aerobics - only then you should be allowed to pose in the sexy.

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http://valleywag.com/377769/julia-allison-is-more-hated-than-that-marine-who-threw-a-puppy-off-a-cliff#c5115641 http://valleywag.com/377769/julia-allison-is-more-hated-than-that-marine-who-threw-a-puppy-off-a-cliff#c5115641 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:07:40 EDT
lawrence commented on Owen Thomas ruins Julia Allison for the rest of us @Julia Allison: using halloween as an excuse to dress up like a hooker is old. people now dress up like fully-clothed and concealed cartoon characters - that's hot

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http://valleywag.com/377954/owen-thomas-ruins-julia-allison-for-the-rest-of-us#c5114087 http://valleywag.com/377954/owen-thomas-ruins-julia-allison-for-the-rest-of-us#c5114087 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:23:09 EDT
lawrence commented on "Icy Hot Stuntaz -- Revolutions" if that's your Aston Martin, juan...wtf are you doing at Mahalo doing data entry for 30K/year?

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http://valleywag.com/377042/icy-hot-stuntaz-++-revolutions#c5113958 http://valleywag.com/377042/icy-hot-stuntaz-++-revolutions#c5113958 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:14:27 EDT
lawrence commented on Randi Zuckerberg takes Manhattan (and our hearts) clam down, girls...highschool is over.
you look ridiculous having 'fun'

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http://valleywag.com/377862/randi-zuckerberg-takes-manhattan-and-our-hearts#c5113692 http://valleywag.com/377862/randi-zuckerberg-takes-manhattan-and-our-hearts#c5113692 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:57:40 EDT
lawrence commented on How to bed a girl who really loves geeks off topic, but Melissa...are you gay, bi or straight?

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http://valleywag.com/377883/how-to-bed-a-girl-who-really-loves-geeks#c5113588 http://valleywag.com/377883/how-to-bed-a-girl-who-really-loves-geeks#c5113588 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:52:16 EDT
lawrence commented on Cheerleader's mom blames YouTube, MySpace for her daughter's beating petty bitchiness.

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http://valleywag.com/377705/cheerleaders-mom-blames-youtube-myspace-for-her-daughters-beating#c5113266 http://valleywag.com/377705/cheerleaders-mom-blames-youtube-myspace-for-her-daughters-beating#c5113266 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:34:02 EDT
lawrence commented on How would you flirt with Julia Allison? i'd say you're the prettiest girl in the whole wide world... you'd fall madly, deeply into my arms - then we rush into a bathroom for a one minute quickie

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http://valleywag.com/377554/how-would-you-flirt-with-julia-allison#c5093852 http://valleywag.com/377554/how-would-you-flirt-with-julia-allison#c5093852 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:13:56 EDT
lawrence commented on Larry Ellison drives an Audi R8 to the gym @seanpercival: lol - that's Not an Audi, per se. The R8 is the exception, rather than the rule.

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http://valleywag.com/377020/larry-ellison-drives-an-audi-r8-to-the-gym#c5068765 http://valleywag.com/377020/larry-ellison-drives-an-audi-r8-to-the-gym#c5068765 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:33:47 EDT
lawrence commented on Mahalo employee can afford a binary-tagged Audi A6 @vulturesquadron: no data entry clerk deserves to drive a Porsche 911 Turbo.

the Audi A3 costs about 25K - Sean, sell it...and for roughly the same price get a Boxster, or an early model Carrera.

I read that Jason Calacanis drives a yellow Corvette

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http://valleywag.com/376827/mahalo-employee-can-afford-a-binary+tagged-audi-a6#c5063797 http://valleywag.com/376827/mahalo-employee-can-afford-a-binary+tagged-audi-a6#c5063797 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:09:20 EDT
lawrence commented on How a girly girl made serious bank on her startup @lex99: i'd have to agree...hoes, repent

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http://valleywag.com/375843/how-a-girly-girl-made-serious-bank-on-her-startup#c5034857 http://valleywag.com/375843/how-a-girly-girl-made-serious-bank-on-her-startup#c5034857 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:35:52 EDT
lawrence commented on Tipster: Mahalo revenues are around $9,000 a month lol @sean bragging about owning an Audi - that's nothing really to brag about

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http://valleywag.com/376042/tipster-mahalo-revenues-are-around-9000-a-month#c5033187 http://valleywag.com/376042/tipster-mahalo-revenues-are-around-9000-a-month#c5033187 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:40:54 EDT
lawrence commented on Wine guy Gary Vaynerchuk thinks tech is like hip hop lol - he could be talking about how good shit taste, and he'd still sell...based solely on his genuine energy

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http://valleywag.com/371088/wine-guy-gary-vaynerchuk-thinks-tech-is-like-hip-hop#c4999773 http://valleywag.com/371088/wine-guy-gary-vaynerchuk-thinks-tech-is-like-hip-hop#c4999773 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:18:58 EDT
lawrence commented on TechCrunch50 announced -- now with 25 percent more awkward pitches mahalo hoe

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http://valleywag.com/368909/techcrunch50-announced-++-now-with-25-percent-more-awkward-pitches#c4997457 http://valleywag.com/368909/techcrunch50-announced-++-now-with-25-percent-more-awkward-pitches#c4997457 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:42:34 EDT
lawrence commented on Craigslist crackdown backfires it's a tranny

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http://valleywag.com/374954/craigslist-crackdown-backfires#c4996001 http://valleywag.com/374954/craigslist-crackdown-backfires#c4996001 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:05:58 EDT
lawrence commented on Fired TokBox CEO didn't need to know HTML to drive his $80,000 BMW lol

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http://valleywag.com/374601/fired-tokbox-ceo-didnt-need-to-know-html-to-drive-his-80000-bmw#c4968408 http://valleywag.com/374601/fired-tokbox-ceo-didnt-need-to-know-html-to-drive-his-80000-bmw#c4968408 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:27:46 EDT
lawrence commented on Don't hate the SEO player, hate Google's game @dweez,

you're right - nobody beats 'wayne brady' as the whitest black man in history.

all you have to do is watch "who's line is it anyway?" lol - and observe the guy talk

the brotha ain't got no flavor

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http://valleywag.com/373781/dont-hate-the-seo-player-hate-googles-game#c4934730 http://valleywag.com/373781/dont-hate-the-seo-player-hate-googles-game#c4934730 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:55:59 EDT
lawrence commented on Prostitution on Craigslist "unacceptable" to everyone but its users F whores - no pun intended

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http://valleywag.com/373207/prostitution-on-craigslist-unacceptable-to-everyone-but-its-users#c4921471 http://valleywag.com/373207/prostitution-on-craigslist-unacceptable-to-everyone-but-its-users#c4921471 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:20:43 EDT
lawrence commented on Another vanity-plated monument to German engineering in Mozilla Foundation parking lot @dweez - what do you drive?

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http://valleywag.com/373188/another-vanity+plated-monument-to-german-engineering-in-mozilla-foundation-parking-lot#c4916871 http://valleywag.com/373188/another-vanity+plated-monument-to-german-engineering-in-mozilla-foundation-parking-lot#c4916871 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:38:59 EDT
lawrence commented on Another vanity-plated monument to German engineering in Mozilla Foundation parking lot lol - Audi S4.
No bland car - like that, should have a vanity plate.
it's like some cross of an identity crisis.
only cars with personality should have custom plates.

thee car to get is a Porsche [911-forum.com] , getting a used, old one is relatively affordable.

if 30K(for the cheaper series 911s) is out of your range, then get an early, used Boxster...for 15K

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http://valleywag.com/373188/another-vanity+plated-monument-to-german-engineering-in-mozilla-foundation-parking-lot#c4914710 http://valleywag.com/373188/another-vanity+plated-monument-to-german-engineering-in-mozilla-foundation-parking-lot#c4914710 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:18:36 EDT
lawrence commented on Calacanis interview technique: "I try to scare people" the guy's money hungry - he wants his workhorses to rake in millions for him...while he whips them to run faster

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http://valleywag.com/372969/calacanis-interview-technique-i-try-to-scare-people#c4905328 http://valleywag.com/372969/calacanis-interview-technique-i-try-to-scare-people#c4905328 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:27:50 EDT