<![CDATA[Comments from JudgeFudge]]> <![CDATA[Comments from JudgeFudge]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Batman Don't Do Handouts: Christian Bale's Attempted Momicide Might Have Been About £££]]> This very dark Batman sequel has had a lot of very dark press swirl around it from day one...

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Heath Ledger Bar Moves Forward]]> Said the paps to the Jolie-Pitts "We'll stop taking photos of your babies when you stop havin'em!"

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Roger Ebert Replaced By 26-Year-Old]]> "To be honest with you, Mansciewicz-erino, I didn't even finish watching Transformers 2, because my twitter was going through a dry spell for the last few hours...but overall, I'd say that, whatever, I mean, it had some robots in it, Megan fox is hot, Optimus Prime Rules, I give it and OMF,- I would have added the G, but I got kind bored when the scientists started talking."

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Matthew Broderick: Caught Cheating On Sarah Jessica Parker?]]> Please, please, please, if all this stuff about Christian Bale is true, let's not excuse his actions because he was in Batman.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Rosario Dawson Lives La Dolce Vita]]> This guy is thinking to himself "You've done it buddy! Somehow, you've done it! This is the bigtime, now!"

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on James Hetfield Gets Ready For A Little Air Guitar]]> He's either going to:

A. Sue that guy for dowloading Metalica music.
B. Invite him to a group therapy session.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Shyamalan's 'Night Chronicles' to Teach Three Young Filmmakers the Art of Critically Reviled Pretentiousness]]> Said Shyamalan "More than anything, I want to work with a generation of filmmakers that have been raised on my films. A generation who sees the twist in every ending, the danger inherant in every plant, and the potential for every half-baked, self written bedtime story to be fleshed out into a major motion picture!"

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]]> Btw, before Mama Mia! I saw previews for what have to be two of the least promising films hollywood has ever had to offer.

One was about the California winery that challenged a French winery to a taste test, starring Alan Richman.

The other, a Greg Kinear drama about the man that invented the automotive windshield-wiper.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Departure Of Both 'Ebert & Roeper' Leaves Questions About Viability Of A Review Show Called '&']]> Nothing can possible be worse than Reel Talk with Lyons and Bailes.

Hmmm, what's that? Both Lyons and Bailes like the Love Guru? What a coincidence that Mike Myers is a guest on the show the day they review it!

Such a scam, that show.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Departure Of Both 'Ebert & Roeper' Leaves Questions About Viability Of A Review Show Called '&']]> Well, poor Ebert can't talk anymore, let alone be on camera. I think Roeper did a pretty good job pinch-hitting, but it was always a little depressing to watch the show when it was just Roeper and Random Critic.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]]> Guess what? I saw Mama Mia and Batman this weekend. I gotta say, they really are the ying to eachother's yang.
Both movies have moments of stunning visuals and great performances at their cores, both movies have more than a few unnecesary scenes and plot twists. One was way too murky, one was way to frothy.

Good job counterprogramming, Hollywood!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Loose Lips]]> Nearly 17 years after the fact, the FCC did sue Fox over the 1992 halftime show featuring the cast of In Living Color, for the charge of "lamest halftime show ever".

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Consumers Bored With This Whole 'Save The Earth' Thing]]> And you heard it first here on Gawker, born in the same general area where they filmed that movie "Kids".

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on 'Post' on 'Mamma Mia': "[?]"]]> The real triumph of the Dark Knight [Hel: time of day? Sp?] is the posthumous performance by Heath Ledger as the Joker [Hel:when did he pass away? why/how/who?] As the joker terrorizes the city of Gotham [hel:don't use slang. change to Manhattan, pls] Batman must confront him using all his bat-tricks, while at the same time dealing with the emergence of two-face [hel: to face? as om look at?].

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Miley Cyrus Accessorizes White Dress With Scarf, Snarl]]> I know that I'm preaching to the choir, here, but...

Mylie Cyrus is:
1.A Horrible Star for girls to look up to.
2.A horrible star for tween boys to have a crush on.
3. Totally annoying when she makes that "see, I'm so gnarly when I make this face" face.
4. Preventing a lot of kids from getting into adult music. When we were all kids, with the exception of Rockapella, we didnt' have music marketed towards us, so we had to raid our older brothers and sisters tapes and cd collectiosn. Awesome, right?
5. Kind of mean. I mean, she seems to be a total egomaniac in interviews or something. I wouldn't be suprised if she talks as much shit about other people as everyone talks about her.

Anyway. What were we talking about?

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Natalie Portman Has Doggie Bag...But No Doggie]]> "I dated Devendra and all I got was this puka shell necklace and bag of patchouli..."

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on No Deal For 17-Year Old Literary Wunderkind -- Yet]]> I don't know guys, the editor did give him a few books, and a tote bag--for free! I mean, how many people who walk into a large publishing house walk away with that?!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Columnists Outraged At Obama Smears Repeat Obama Smears]]> What? Obama is engaging in a sport with those no-good, freedom hating frogs? We saved their ass in the WWII!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Mea Culpa Watch: "Terrorist Fist-Jab," Photoshop Smears]]> Next up, Fox will leave a flaming bag of dog crap on MSNBC's door, then appologize to the network's dad a week later for making him put his foot in flaming dog shit.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel No Longer F*cking]]> They must have had terrily unfunny sex.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Does Maggie Gyllenhaal Know It's Nap Time?]]> "Mommy just showed me Mona Lisa Smile..."

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on 'Hellboy II': The Golden Weekend]]> Alright guys, I'm taking a poll. What's the worst...

1. Eddie Murphy Buddy-Comedy
2. Eddie Murphy Family Film.
3. Eddie Murphy in multpily-roles movie.

I'll start things off..

1. Showtime
2. Daddy Day-Care
3. Vampire in Brooklyn

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Brad and Angelina: Expert Baby-Protecting Super Spy Duo]]> The Pitt Jolie Workout plan:

Star in horrible movie. Have Baby. Champion humanitarian cause. Adopt baby. Star in artsy indie film that is barely released. Have twins. Repeat.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Who Has An Edible Underwear Fetish?]]> #2 Um, like, everybody in hollywood?

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on America has proved once again]]> Thanks a lot, Crstal, for re-inforcing the way the rest of the world stereotypes us as "Totally incompetant in walking down runways in formal wear during the Miss Universe Pageant".

This certainly isn't going to help U.S.-Forgeign relations in Beijing this summer...

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Agyness Deyn And Albert Hammond, Jr. Do The Walk Of <strike>Shame</strike> Love]]> Wow. I can't hate on Agnygnezzz in this photo. I mean, I know its cheesy, but who wouldn't want to be in their shoes right now?

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Radio DJ Wendy Williams has]]> I swear I saw an episode of The View where the only word that Elizabeth Hasselback said the during the show was Penis.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on <i>Meet Dave</i>? Uh, No Thanks]]> @Cuteasabutton: To describe beards/mustaches? If I understand correctly...gag!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on <i>Meet Dave</i>? Uh, No Thanks]]> That one pic is the neopolitan ice cream of so-cal facial hair mistakes.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on <em>The Real World</em>: Congress]]> In related new, Eric Nies is runnning for Sanitation Co-Ordination Officer in Massepequa L.I.

The Jerky Boys and Joe Franklin stumping for him.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on John Mayer Is The Center Of His Universe]]> John needs an apple juice box, some Handi-Snacks, and an episode of Muppet Babies! Stat!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Freewheeling Infant Surfs Out Of Womb A Healthy Baby McConaughey]]> How about J.K. Livin: The Kid

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Books: Mini-trend report]]> Jenny 8 Lee's book is great and everything, but four hours after you put it down, you get this craving to start reading it again...

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on MagHag]]> To get this photo, Seventeen constructed a giant Ford Corolla, put the cameraman on the dashboard with his lense pointed at the windshield, then they suspended Blake in the air by piano wire, then launched the car at ramming speed towards the starlet.

They wanted to do the same thing with Leighton Mesiter, but she wipped out a switchbalde and threated to cut them.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked]]> "It was still better than sitting through 20 minutes of the Love Guru"

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Lily Allen: "Eff Thinking Pink, I'm Down With Brown"]]> She's gorgeous!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked]]> From the interview: "Luckily I didn't have to cook much-because after two biscuits Verne is full. One slice of Hawaiian pizza and he's happy for the rest of the day!"

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked]]> I don't think I'll be able to eat again!?

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on So It's <i>Not</i> A Jinx To Dedicate Your Book To Your Fictional Future Husband?]]> $100 bucks says she's going to have kids in the next few years and eventually get a nanny, too.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Scenes from the Holiday Cocktail Lounge]]> When I was at the Holiday back in January, I think I ordered a drink from this same bartender!

I can't wait till he finishes making it.

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