Bos'un's Mate commented on But Who Do The Terrorists Think Are Winning The Olympics?

"@ADismalScience: Check out these three weighted medal tally methods: by population, by GDP, and by GDP/capita."

Bos'un's Mate commented on But Who Do The Terrorists Think Are Winning The Olympics?

""I need a Coke."

Bos'un's Mate commented on Some More Mustard On That 100-Meter Gold Medal, Mr. Bolt?

"Hmmmmm."

Bos'un's Mate commented on Water Cube Olympic Pool Not Responsible for Michael Phelps's Aquaman Superpowers

" His Secret Safe, Phelps Hums Atlantis's National Anthem Smugly to Himself via [gawker.com]"

Bos'un's Mate commented on Water Cube Olympic Pool Not Responsible for Michael Phelps's Aquaman Superpowers

"@ab3: Whoops!"

Bos'un's Mate commented on Water Cube Olympic Pool Not Responsible for Michael Phelps's Aquaman Superpowers

"@nXt: Wait ..."

Bos'un's Mate commented on Save Water by Barbecuing Your Poop

"No water?"

Bos'un's Mate commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal, Neil Patrick Harris to Party With the GOP

"@autoclavicle & auntanna: I remember back in the day, a CC patron could pass out drunk while standing and the smoke would break his fall."

Bos'un's Mate commented on His Secret Safe, Phelps Hums Atlantis's National Anthem Smugly to Himself

"A boy who can hold his breath   +   handle ears   =   big chain of O's."

Bos'un's Mate commented on Knitted Cord Powers Up Your Soft Bondage Fantasies

"So plugging it into your ass powers the 5 1/4" floppy?"

Bos'un's Mate commented on Truck Movie Is Truck Ad

"726?"

Bos'un's Mate commented on Crummy Old Skis Make for Fancy New Media Shelf

"Perfect for the cabin."

Bos'un's Mate commented on Jumping From Space into Your Suitcase-Stored Prius Apparently Possible Soon

"@2khAAT: I'm always amazed at how much crap women can jam in their purses."

Bos'un's Mate commented on Jumping From Space into Your Suitcase-Stored Prius Apparently Possible Soon

"Already been done (I love the alarm beep!):"

Bos'un's Mate commented on Spanish Olympic Team: "Ching Chong Chinaman! Ha Ha!"

"Wow, the pollution really is bad!"

Bos'un's Mate commented on American Tourist Murdered in Beijing

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Bos'un's Mate commented on John Edwards' Innocent Cover Up

"Oh, as an aside: there's a new war."

Bos'un's Mate commented on John Edwards' Innocent Cover Up

"I think this country needs a Eunuch Amendment: Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled (two-thirds of each House concurring therein), That the following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of the United States, which shall be valid to all intents and purposes as part of the Constitution when ratified by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years from the date of its submission by the Congress: "Article-- "Section 1."