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"On the bright side, the labour relations manager they hired is named Bernie Cortés."

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"Marriott's willingness to take on such quirky clients is nothing short of hospitable."

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"Festus Dada feels particularly foolish as, prior to the loan, Lenny did very little to Ernst his trust."

MattinglysSideburns commented on British Press Finds Its Tragic Hero In An American

"chickendinner tipped A-Rod to reach the final, which if you bet with Paddy Power as we advised would have earned you a £50 return on a £5 E/W stake, although it could have been £145 if he hadn't tired at the end. I fuckin' hate the Bridge column."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Steve McNair Found Shot to Death [UPDATE]

"This is horrific."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"

"TJ/ Scotty Gomez to Montreal for Chris Higgins /TJ"

MattinglysSideburns commented on Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"

"@TimCouchFanatic: Bah."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"

""You can't keep your kids locked up in a closet," she said. Wanna make a bet? /Josef Fritzl"

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"I didn't know Daniel Alfredsson and Chris Berman were friends."

MattinglysSideburns commented on June: Fin.

"Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars, Deadspin."