Hey, Gawker, you should send RRR to report on other parties!

You could call it The Party RRReport.

Good to see that Gawker finally appears to agree with my long-standing prediction that this "show" just ain't gonna happen (gloat gloat).

HA!!!

And allow me to say again, HA!!!!

I've been saying for months that, just becaue they're shooting a pilot and talked to Bravo, that doesn't mean they've got any kind of firm commitment from Bravo to actually broadcast that show.

It's taking forever to prove my prediction of many months ago to be correct, i.e., this show will never air.

I think the strategy has been, repeat it enough times in enough places (Gawker, Wired magazine, etc.) and it will come true.

Instead, the places that reported this "Bravo deal" as something real (**cough cough Gawker cough**) will have egg on their faces.

She's hot in that picture, but she'd be even HOTTER if she gained few pounds.

That's good enough for me. She's cute.

Nice joke, Edith. You killed the Internet. Very funny.

"i have personally used the ICE MICE and they are sweet but very delicate and you need A LOT to cool off a drink. Regardless, a mega-treat."

And with that, the Internet finally, officially ran out of things to talk about.

I want to believe.

Sorry. 13-hour delayed response.

Listen to Dionne, Richard. Just smile and listen to Dionne, and everything will be OK.

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Well that should just about wrap it up. Unless Peeps has any more pleasant comments to add, looks like we're done for the week. Thanks again, everyone!

But I see you've adjusted the liveblog seat all different while you were sitting in it. It took me hours to get that seat adjusted just right. Also, what's this station you tuned the liveblog radio to? You know I hate that classical shit!

Um, but still, nice job!

Tranlation: "I need a fucking drink!"

You know, if I had a dime for every time I've heard that, I'd have ... 10 cents.

DRINK!!

Ok, maybe science was your thing, then?

They're like, "How many of YOUR ancestors were dog trainers?" And they, like, turn up their nose when they ask that.

More impressive than "esteemed colorist," even!

Good one, hotels.com!

Ok, so the Shear Genius drinking game needs a little worl, I'm on it.

DRINK!!

I mean these days, 1000 comments are worth at least ... seven dollars, I think.

It's in the mail. You should be receiving it in a week to 10 days.

This reminds me of when I was a kid, and I waited for weeks for our chevy station wagon's odometer to roll over to 000000. Then one day it happened and I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION.

I begged my mom to drive the car in reverse until it rolled back to 999999, and then pull forward so it would roll over again. But she wouldn't do it.

I'm still a little bitter about that.