Sara Benincasa commented on Jared Kushner Trying to Exit the New York Observer?

"Is it wrong that everytime I see this man's name I want to rhythmically chant "Kush, Kush, in the bush?" Yes? Okay."

Sara Benincasa commented on The Sad Life of a White House Reporter

"I never thought I'd utter this sentence, but I'd fuck Finkenbinder."

Sara Benincasa commented on Fox's Limp Rebuke To Scientology Bart Simpson Calls

"This is so, so fucking disturbing to me."

Sara Benincasa commented on The Importance of Giving Overly Earnest Award Acceptance Speeches

"Oh, Richard."

Sara Benincasa commented on Obama Stars in Pro-Life Ad

"@DennyCrane: Whoops!"

Sara Benincasa commented on Obama Stars in Pro-Life Ad

"Your baby could also grow up to be the mechanical death-eater Cheney."

Sara Benincasa commented on Michael Chabon's Wife Had Way More Inaugural Fun Than You

"This is changing my life."

Sara Benincasa commented on The Last Hurrah of Microcelebrity

"Not to queer out on you guys, but I feel like all the women mentioned in this article are such fucking foxes."

Sara Benincasa commented on Nancy Pelosi, Crazy Internet Cat Lady

"This is so good."

Sara Benincasa commented on Barry Diller's Funny Business

"Huh."