Well, if I took you down there then I'd want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first thing I'd do…yeah, we'd check into the room, and we would order up some room service and uh and you'd definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I would 'em into you…maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you….

You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda' soap up your back…rub it all over you, get you to relax, how water…and um…you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me when I would kinda' put my arm - it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know..."

I was so dismayed by what you wrote that I didn't even pay attention to what you really said.

Douchebag, have you heard of Fox Noise?????
Brit Hume
Orally
Hannity
Bill Kristol
Chris Wallace
Gibson
Cavuto
etc.

They grow 'em classy in Atlanta, don't they.

Too much E.D. can drop America's pulse to ridiculously low levels.

Exorbitantly Dense.

(what? it's 5pm.)

And in comes Laura Ingraham...

I think those Heritage Foundation think-tanks are literally based on something out of The Stepford Wives.

but, if anyone can change DC and the world in a Capra-esque style, it likely would be him.

If we base our decisions on our instincts about someone -- which at the end of the day, is really all we have, instincts -- then I can't fault anyone for siding with Obama. (Especially considering the choices available)

Another poster said he liked Jindal as VP but thinks Jindal needs another term before he can make a proper evaluation of him.

I really would have preferred that Obama had one more term in the senate with a notable talking point accomplishment (aside from the No vote).

Arbitrary measure means we've collectively determined that Obama is worthwhile based solely on his vision and potential than on any substantial record (and, yes, I know what his congressional accomplishments look like.)

So now we're talking about personal charisma, speeches, etc. But Obama is putting his mystique on the table and short-changing men and women who have actually made a career in congress and have worthwhile accomplishments.

If you ask people to list Obama's tangible accomplishments, it reads as follows: a no vote (iraq occupation), ethics reform, community organizer, harvard law review. I think there's a touch of narcissism in his 'fierce urgency of now'.

I'll always remember Emily's crazy eyes on Larry King and those twitchy idiosyncrasies of hers.

I'd imagine it must have been a good deal of pressure being the guy performing on her, knowing one missed letter of the alphabet and she'd shoot a missive as you walk-of-shamed it out of her apartment.

37. When Plaintiff responded that she never engaged in phone sex, Defendant BILL O'REILLY professed disbelief, and told her that the sexual storied he told were all based upon his own experiences, such as when he received a massage in a cabana in Bali and the "little short brown woman" asked to see his penis and was "amazed". Defendant BILL O'REILLY then suggested that he tell Plaintiff the same sexual stories, which she knew she would "just love." Shocked and embarrassed, Plaintiff ANDREA MACKRIS informed Defendant in no uncertain terms that she was neither experienced in nor interested in gaining experience in telephone sex. Defendant expressed disbelief.

Now you can see why conservative comedy doesn't really work outside of the MC Rove dance. And there again we weren't laughing *with* him.

That's positively evil. Kind of nauseating actually. She gets my Twisted Fuck of the Week.

To a larger point, why put Kevin James on your show in the first place? We all know what right wing gas smells like.