Snarky1 commented on The Law of Diminishing Mike Myers Comedy Returns

"@NoWireHangers: And subsequently, Eddie Murphy?"

Snarky1 commented on What Exactly Is Justin Timberlake Packing In That Speedo, Anyway?

"I'd like to officially volunteer to form an investigative panel to get to the bottom of this controversy. Justin, call me."

Snarky1 commented on The Morning After: Will Smith ScientologyGate Continues

"I had a layover in Miami, and all I could think of was his stupid song for hours on end."

Snarky1 commented on Exclusive: MTV Video Music Awards Are Leaving Las Vegas, Bound For L.A.

"No, no, no...you don't understand!"

Snarky1 commented on Joan Rivers Ejected From British Talk Show After Calling Russell Crowe A 'F***ing S**t': With Video!

"That old broad still rocks, I've gotta tell ya."

Snarky1 commented on Kobe Bryant and Jackass Team Up For Fun Marketing Stunt

"No, I know Bam's not in this one."

Snarky1 commented on Kobe Bryant and Jackass Team Up For Fun Marketing Stunt

"I'm a college-educated professional 40 year old woman, but I LOVE watching Jackass too."

Snarky1 commented on Be the First to Experience Brad Pitt Aging Backward in a Second Language

"Oh, William Bradley Pitt. Even in the old man makeup and costume, I'd still hit it."

Snarky1 commented on Idol Upset Rebukes Judges

"I used to have a wicked crush on George Michael (a friend used to insist to me in the early nineties that he was gay, which were fighting words."

Snarky1 commented on Why I Miss Getting Hangovers

"*crash at one of the friend's houses* I'm two Bloody Marys deep at 11:45 pm my time, and I've gotta be up at 5:00."

Snarky1 commented on Why I Miss Getting Hangovers

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "Red wine is the mother fucking Anti-Christ". I'm 40, way too old to be drinking as much as I do."

Snarky1 commented on Judge Judy Settles Domestic Dispute In 20 Seconds Flat

"I'm similarly obsessed with JJ."

Snarky1 commented on Kanye West is Sorry He Said That Thing (Sorta)

"I cannot for the life of me figure out why everyone has made such a big deal over him in the past. And I also can't understand how he single-handedly wants to piss it all away every time he opens his stupid, arrogant mouth."

Snarky1 commented on Tom Cruise, Gay Ruse

"@woolfman: Think of how historically they've gone after anyone who's perceived to be a threat."

Snarky1 commented on Celebrity Ex-Scientologist: "Let Will Smith Know That His Shit Was Fucking Recorded"

"@Seanibus: 100% in agreement with you on that."

Snarky1 commented on Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers

"Wha....what just happened? "...Paris' shoe launch attracted hundreds of people, as they lined up on a Ste-Catherine Street sidewalk for as long as seven hours to meet the infamous heiress." *vomits again, faints again*"

Snarky1 commented on Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers

"Oh."

Snarky1 commented on Howard Stern's Cronies Want To Be Paris Hilton's BFF

"I love Howard and hate Paris with equal fervor."