"I cannot for the life of me figure out why everyone has made such a big deal over him in the past.
And I also can't understand how he single-handedly wants to piss it all away every time he opens his stupid, arrogant mouth."
"Wha....what just happened?
"...Paris' shoe launch attracted hundreds of people, as they lined up on a Ste-Catherine Street sidewalk for as long as seven hours to meet the infamous heiress."
*vomits again, faints again*"
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