TedSez commented on Woman Angered By Photographer Who Says Her Husband "Looks Well", at 12:10 PM on May 9 Vote-Rigging Tortoise Man and Golddigging Courtesan Await Rigor Mortis Van more »

TedSez commented on At This Point, Sandwich More Interesting Than Celebrity, at 6:24 PM on May 8 "They're Chickpea Balls? more »

TedSez commented on Disappointment, at 2:46 PM on May 8 "I just don't know what happened," said Max Bialystock, president of Bialystock & Bloom Productions. more »

TedSez commented on Scarlett Johansson's Five Imaginary Fathers, at 1:40 PM on May 8 Her head makes it look as if the title of the magazine is Passe. more »

TedSez commented on Broadway Hopes to Attract Audience Members With Buff Men, at 1:36 PM on May 8 Sure, but who plays the "tits and ass" girl? more »

TedSez commented on Steampunk, at 1:10 PM on May 8 Thanks, you just completely ruined "Torchwood" for me. more »

TedSez commented on Bushes Don't Want Jew Fashion Scion At Jenna Wedding, at 1:05 PM on May 8 So the problem is that he's too old and too semitic for her, and he won't propose? more »

TedSez commented on "Two At The Same Time?", at 12:50 PM on May 8 And that, my friend, is how I beat up Verne Troyer." more »

TedSez commented on Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft, at 6:12 PM on May 7 @MisterHippity: When our Lindsay a pilfered coat donned 'Twas to take fashion one step beyond -- 'Neath her hair's yellow glow There's still fire down below But her fur's now illegally blonde. more »

TedSez commented on "I'm not saying I'm depending on Maxim to keep me alive over there, but it helps.", at 4:01 PM on May 7 @Mediahohoho: To "Make Friends"? more »

TedSez commented on "I'm not saying I'm depending on Maxim to keep me alive over there, but it helps.", at 3:54 PM on May 7 @In Other News...: If it makes you feel any better, Megan Fox is 22. more »

TedSez commented on Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft, at 3:30 PM on May 7 I was at that party too. more »

TedSez commented on Penn Jillette Appalls Joe Scarborough With Old Joke, at 1:43 PM on May 7 Meanwhile, Teller had no comment. more »

TedSez commented on Unsuspecting Young Woman Wanders Into Polanski-Type Situation, at 12:50 PM on May 7 Confused Actress Suddenly Has Rosemary's Baby Bump more »

TedSez commented on SATC Marketing Continued: "But What About the Fabulous Look of Mr. Big", at 12:07 PM on May 7 I dunno, a complete set of American Tourister luggage? more »

TedSez commented on "Witches... Remove... Your Wigs!", at 11:25 AM on May 7 "First prize goes to Stella Falco, whose little Annie finally got a ring from that nice dentist in Cedarhurst. more »

TedSez commented on Idol, at 11:11 AM on May 7 Syesha made "A Change Is Gonna Come" her own by, erm, comparing this Civil Rights Movement thingy she just learned about with her own struggles to reach the top four. But that's still not as bad as a dreadlocked stoner kid with no idea why someone might get in trouble with law enforcement on some island somewhere desecrating Bob Marley like a frat boy at a karaoke party. more »

TedSez commented on "Fuck him. Fuck you. Fuck it all," Says Advice Columnist, at 1:52 PM on May 6 They're all like this. more »