Comments from DonLaFontaine

DonLaFontaine commented on Patti Smith Salutes on the Set of Being There Remake

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:00:02 EDT

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Really, Really High

DonLaFontaine commented on John Cleese's Radar Connection

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:08:45 EDT

Strange women, networking at power breakfasts, distributing diatribes on target markets is no basis on which to ground a fourth divorce.

DonLaFontaine commented on Public Slogan-Writing Promo: What Could Go Wrong?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:43:26 EDT

Adjustable Rate Mortgage
Off Your Hubby
New York Life

DonLaFontaine commented on Gay Hero Revealed to Be Nazi Super Baby

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:07:14 EDT

Veee have vays of making you sing zee catchy pop tunes.

DonLaFontaine commented on Sex and Droogs

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:45:21 EDT

Late to dinner at the Y.

DonLaFontaine commented on Glory Of The Games: 25 Olympic Hotties

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:53:21 EDT

@OgerpJr:

Allison Stokke ... Go Bare!

DonLaFontaine commented on Pendejo Media Bosses

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:51:16 EDT

@che_leo: I'll paraphrase Darth Vader: "I find your knowledge of obscure facts about South American variety show hosts, disturbing."

That said, I'm gonna drop that knowledge at the first, reasonable opportunity ... whenever that might be.

DonLaFontaine commented on Pendejo Media Bosses

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:41:32 EDT

@Lysergic Asset:

Este semestre hay menos estudiantes que estan cogiendo la asignatura de Matematicas ... todos estan cogiendo: Cultura Popular para Idiotas - Un Estudio Sobre la Popularidad Soprendente e Inexplicable de Julia Allison (it's actually the same name in Spanish)

DonLaFontaine commented on Pendejo Media Bosses

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:27:12 EDT

@Lysergic Asset:

Claro, generalmente estos dos disciplinas no se cruzan menos en un caso: Matematicas Para Gente Quien Esta Aprendiendo el Espanol a la Vez 101.

DonLaFontaine commented on Pendejo Media Bosses

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:13:28 EDT

No soy un experto en cuestiones de matematicas (ni tampoco en cuestones del Espanol), pero la frase "25% less" no es igual que la frase "ganando un cuarto." El articulo dice que los reporteros de habla hispana estan ganando un cuarto (en comparacion con los reporteros de los canales de television tradicionales). Solo estoy diciendo ...

Don "veo Sabado Gigante solo para las mujeres" LaFontaine

DonLaFontaine commented on Famous Photographers Woo Stars Into Lewdness

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:18:52 EDT

Meanwhile ... back on the Duke Farm ...

Yeeeee-Haaa! That's a big 10-4, good buddy ... Bo says y'all hop in the General Lee ... We're goin' on down to get a glimpse of that Crazy Cooter!

DonLaFontaine commented on Meet Jimmy Kimmel's New On-The-Job Girlfriend

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:40:34 EDT

@econdave:

Are you saying Holly has a Johnson?

DonLaFontaine commented on Wasting Daddy's Money

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:47:11 EDT

It's nice to know that the funny smelling, unrefrigerated milk that I purchased for my cereal in Madrid directly subsidized a nasty booger sugar habit for some mad Swede who lives outside London ... global economy, indeed.

DonLaFontaine commented on Nonsociety's Video Remix: Valtrex Edition

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:19:20 EDT

@DonLaFontaine:

herpes simplex labialis dubis

DonLaFontaine commented on Nonsociety's Video Remix: Valtrex Edition

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:12:48 EDT

If you look hard enough, you just might be able to see an active lesion on Julia's lip dub.

DonLaFontaine commented on Jolie-Pitt Super-Twins Arrive on Earth

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:07:11 EDT

Being good looking shouldn't confuse others into thinking you're more intelligent, more talented or more humanitarian than you actually are ... but have you seen just how good looking these people are?

DonLaFontaine commented on Brangelina Babies: Official Report

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:13:36 EDT

I just try to find ways to keep me busy while I'm living in Angelina Jolie's babies' world.

DonLaFontaine commented on Why Does Everyone Insist on Dining and Drinking Alfresco?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:39:34 EDT

I'm pretty sure we are in Europe because I see a lot of people with those funny Capri Pants on and I'm pretty sure only Europeans wear those.

DonLaFontaine commented on We're Breaking Free

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:31:31 EDT

We're all in this for money.

DonLaFontaine commented on Tim Gunn: Sartorial Political Theorist

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:05:42 EDT

Is Cindy McCain Debra LaFave's mom by any chance?

DonLaFontaine commented on Fox Biz Helps Newswoman Realize Dream Of Shaking Booty

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:24:27 EDT

Dos vasos de whorechata, por favor.

DonLaFontaine commented on Is A-Rod's Wife Also Having an Affair... with Lenny Kravitz?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:03:13 EDT

@the cajun boy:

Allegations of Madonna and Cynthia tipping the velvet have only served to make the aging pop diva bi-furious.

DonLaFontaine commented on Teen-Loving Epstein's Own Client

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:51:00 EDT

So Leslie and Janice were like brothers? ... boy, this is confusing.

DonLaFontaine commented on Books Best Used as Hiding Place for Homemade Porn

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:05:41 EDT

@Don Is:

I work at a company which hollows out books in order to stash porn, so they have no problem with this post.

DonLaFontaine commented on All The Best Gossip Comes From Divorces

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:08:39 EDT

When I heard that Christie Brinkley had an eviable lifestyle, that's not what I had in mind ...

DonLaFontaine commented on Will This Be Funny?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:00:06 EDT

I have about as much interest in viewing this film as watching Paulie Shore play John Holmes as private dick, Johnny Wadd.

DonLaFontaine commented on Lara Logan and the War Correspondent Sex Scandal Double Standard

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:36:37 EDT

Too bad there are no clips from Logan's Fun.

DonLaFontaine commented on Exclusive Hamptons Social Networking Site Letting the Wrong Kinds of People In Already

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:42:12 EDT

Somehow, the thought of poking Alex McCord has lost its allure.

DonLaFontaine commented on We Are The Champions. Of Drugs

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:42:14 EDT

Once the bats stop melting off your graph, I should be able to read it better.

DonLaFontaine commented on Our God Is An Awesome God

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:20:14 EDT

radaronline

DonLaFontaine commented on Our God Is An Awesome God

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:16:18 EDT

@SarahHeartburn:

Is the Sunday magazine still called "El Pais de las Tentaciones"? I used to love that.

DonLaFontaine commented on Our God Is An Awesome God

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:13:50 EDT

Heidi is my co-pilot.

DonLaFontaine commented on The Case Against Raffaello Follieri

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:44:15 EDT

I actually went to a GNR concert once and tried to insult Slash using those words ... he just looked at me funny.

DonLaFontaine commented on The Case Against Raffaello Follieri

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:51:36 EDT

"I have strange feeling that I am, how you say in America, totally fucked." Raffaello Follieri - June 24, 2008

DonLaFontaine commented on Hoax Revelation Makes Canadian Body Part Mystery One Foot Less Spooky

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:26:34 EDT

After that most recent drop, the FTSE 100 is under water.

DonLaFontaine commented on Hoax Revelation Makes Canadian Body Part Mystery One Foot Less Spooky

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:02:50 EDT

@Bell County:

and the majority of Spanish victims admitted to voting for Zapatero.

DonLaFontaine commented on Hoax Revelation Makes Canadian Body Part Mystery One Foot Less Spooky

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:59:00 EDT

I hope they had the good sense not to play TAPS at the funeral.

DonLaFontaine commented on Hoax Revelation Makes Canadian Body Part Mystery One Foot Less Spooky

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:47:33 EDT

Police have spoken with town residents, but have eliminated local rappers as having any involvement with the curious case given their fondness for "kickin' it live."

DonLaFontaine commented on "Don't Cry For Me, Fresno Free Clinic..."

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:41:25 EDT

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Whore!

DonLaFontaine commented on 'Snowman' Rapper Unsurprisingly Implicated In Cocaine Ring

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:50:26 EDT

Too Short did time for peddling bogus ED prescriptions although some say it wasn't long enough ...