<![CDATA[Comments from Unfun]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Unfun]]> http://gawker.com/commenter/Unfun http://gawker.com/commenter/Unfun Unfun commented on More on the Furious <i>Scrubs</i> Debate @VirusWithShoes: I'm with you. This show is boogers. Sorry Ian. Still love ya! But this show reeks. There is no excuse for Zach Braff.

]]> http://gawker.com/5008608/more-on-the-furious-scrubs-debate#c5638299 http://gawker.com/5008608/more-on-the-furious-scrubs-debate#c5638299 Sun, 11 May 2008 11:47:36 EDT Unfun commented on One More Thing @blakeley: Agreed. This show is awful. I'm going to cross reference this now and if any of all y'all were hating on Seinfeld last weekend you're dead to me.

]]> http://gawker.com/5008575/one-more-thing#c5637498 http://gawker.com/5008575/one-more-thing#c5637498 Sun, 11 May 2008 03:26:01 EDT Unfun commented on An Ugly Business @rosaluxembourgeoise: I'm pretty sure it was what they wanted, at least. They were like that, so unselfish. Always looking out for others, those guys.

]]> http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5630343 http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5630343 Sat, 10 May 2008 00:38:14 EDT Unfun commented on An Ugly Business @MisterHippity: It's what they would have wanted.

]]> http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5629907 http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5629907 Fri, 09 May 2008 23:31:27 EDT Unfun commented on The Week Obama Won the Internet @Mike_Jahn: Careful what you wish for...

]]> http://gawker.com/389209/the-week-obama-won-the-internet#c5629720 http://gawker.com/389209/the-week-obama-won-the-internet#c5629720 Fri, 09 May 2008 23:07:26 EDT Unfun commented on The Week Obama Won the Internet @Un Chien Andalou: Chien, who are you terrorizing now, you little slut?

]]> http://gawker.com/389209/the-week-obama-won-the-internet#c5629503 http://gawker.com/389209/the-week-obama-won-the-internet#c5629503 Fri, 09 May 2008 22:33:19 EDT Unfun commented on The "End of Williamsburg"? This shit would never fly on the northside. Economic racism.

]]> http://gawker.com/389148/the-end-of-williamsburg#c5626082 http://gawker.com/389148/the-end-of-williamsburg#c5626082 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:33:48 EDT Unfun commented on "You Bite the Very Short Asian Girl On the Neck..." Yay all, but special shout-out to Taint, because I love him. And InOtherNews, because I love him too.

]]> http://gawker.com/389155/you-bite-the-very-short-asian-girl-on-the-neck#c5625843 http://gawker.com/389155/you-bite-the-very-short-asian-girl-on-the-neck#c5625843 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:23:03 EDT Unfun commented on An Ugly Business This reminds me of last week, when I was executed. Except better.

]]> http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5625748 http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5625748 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:18:54 EDT Unfun commented on Man Babies And like that! My biological clock stops. Thanks, it was getting to me anyway.

]]> http://gawker.com/389121/man-babies#c5625359 http://gawker.com/389121/man-babies#c5625359 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:01:28 EDT Unfun commented on Everyone: There's Some Kind Of Commenter Login Issue @Bell County: Very cute.

]]> http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5609338 http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5609338 Thu, 08 May 2008 23:46:21 EDT Unfun commented on Cornell Student Hates "West Bushwick" @MisterHippity: Ha! Good question.

]]> http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/cornell-student-hates-west-bushwick-242343.php#c5609264 http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/cornell-student-hates-west-bushwick-242343.php#c5609264 Thu, 08 May 2008 23:39:34 EDT Unfun commented on Cornell Student Hates "West Bushwick" @fileunder: Seriously. Who says my life is going nowhere fast?

]]> http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/cornell-student-hates-west-bushwick-242343.php#c5608687 http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/cornell-student-hates-west-bushwick-242343.php#c5608687 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:53:46 EDT Unfun commented on Everyone: There's Some Kind Of Commenter Login Issue @In Other News...: Nice tattoo, is that a walrus? What's that signify?

]]> http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5608631 http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5608631 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:48:58 EDT Unfun commented on Everyone: There's Some Kind Of Commenter Login Issue @In Other News...: I've heard of only one but THREE?

]]> http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5608550 http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5608550 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:44:51 EDT Unfun commented on Everyone: There's Some Kind Of Commenter Login Issue @In Other News...: No but I'll undress you with them...interesting underwear there, are those panties?

]]> http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5608530 http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5608530 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:43:19 EDT Unfun commented on Everyone: There's Some Kind Of Commenter Login Issue Don't FUCKING SCARE ME like that again! Jesus Christ, every WEEK now!

]]> http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5608471 http://gawker.com/5008373/everyone-theres-some-kind-of-commenter-login-issue#c5608471 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:39:57 EDT Unfun commented on Cornell Student Hates "West Bushwick" @Conbon: Alright you dumb bitch, that was fucking funny.

]]> http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/cornell-student-hates-west-bushwick-242343.php#c5608192 http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/cornell-student-hates-west-bushwick-242343.php#c5608192 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:22:19 EDT Unfun commented on Cornell's Famous "West Bushwick" Writer Moves to San Francisco; Your Fault "There's no convenient Internet venue through which to pick on people, as they lick their own outsider wounds."

Seriously Polyanna, thank god we can't still comment about you, and your use of phrases like "bandanna babies." Because if I could, man, I'd rip you a fucking new one.

]]> http://gawker.com/388732/cornells-famous-west-bushwick-writer-moves-to-san-francisco-your-fault#c5608092 http://gawker.com/388732/cornells-famous-west-bushwick-writer-moves-to-san-francisco-your-fault#c5608092 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:15:19 EDT Unfun commented on "I Love the Ghetto": Bushwick Hipsters Explain Their Outfits @xhack: That's going way too far. Boston still sucks.

]]> http://gawker.com/388649/i-love-the-ghetto-bushwick-hipsters-explain-their-outfits#c5603259 http://gawker.com/388649/i-love-the-ghetto-bushwick-hipsters-explain-their-outfits#c5603259 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:20:59 EDT Unfun commented on Scarlett Johansson's Five Imaginary Fathers I know ScarJo, people really need to READ BETWEEN THE LINES when Woody says this about you:

"It's very hard to be extra witty around a sexually overwhelming, beautiful young woman who is wittier than you are. Anytime I say anything amusing, Scarlett tops me."

That's fatherly love, right there, alright people! GOD!

]]> http://gawker.com/388572/scarlett-johanssons-five-imaginary-fathers#c5598515 http://gawker.com/388572/scarlett-johanssons-five-imaginary-fathers#c5598515 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:54:20 EDT Unfun commented on Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out @Unfun: That was in response to the part of the interview I actually made it through, where AFTER she agrees to date him even though she knows he keeps a spreadsheet of women he's screwed, she then proceeds to DATE him, and then comes over one night to him answering the door JERKING OFF, and waits until she sobers up before leaving! GAH!

]]> http://gawker.com/388430/paul-jankas-morning-make+out#c5598351 http://gawker.com/388430/paul-jankas-morning-make+out#c5598351 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:49:06 EDT Unfun commented on Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out @BrianVan: WHAT? WHAT?? WHAT?!!?! That fucking Heather Fink is NUTS! She dated him? EW!

Go home immediately you twat!

]]> http://gawker.com/388430/paul-jankas-morning-make+out#c5598300 http://gawker.com/388430/paul-jankas-morning-make+out#c5598300 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:47:30 EDT Unfun commented on Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out BTW people who make out on the subway are vile. On a recent L train sojourn, as if having to rely on that cursed mode of transport isn't enough to ruin my day, I saw a hipster couple doing the following: The girl was feeding her boyfriend pieces of fruit salad, and after every bite, he would then kiss her. I shot them eye daggers and suffered indigestion for the rest of the day.

]]> http://gawker.com/388430/paul-jankas-morning-make+out#c5592136 http://gawker.com/388430/paul-jankas-morning-make+out#c5592136 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:32:11 EDT Unfun commented on Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out Ladies, stop fucking this man! There's other cock out there. Or choose celibacy.

]]> http://gawker.com/388430/paul-jankas-morning-make+out#c5592068 http://gawker.com/388430/paul-jankas-morning-make+out#c5592068 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:29:13 EDT Unfun commented on Extremely Poor Man's Angelina Jolie Kicked Off 'Top Chef' @Shariahpants: You just blew my mind a bit. She's not that weird anymore though, sadly.

]]> http://gawker.com/5008260/extremely-poor-mans-angelina-jolie-kicked-off-top-chef#c5591436 http://gawker.com/5008260/extremely-poor-mans-angelina-jolie-kicked-off-top-chef#c5591436 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:06:52 EDT Unfun commented on Extremely Poor Man's Angelina Jolie Kicked Off 'Top Chef' Yay! Can we inaugurate your return with a photo of you without a shirt on?

]]> http://gawker.com/5008260/extremely-poor-mans-angelina-jolie-kicked-off-top-chef#c5590406 http://gawker.com/5008260/extremely-poor-mans-angelina-jolie-kicked-off-top-chef#c5590406 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:27:10 EDT Unfun commented on 'Sad Perv Day' II: The Legend of Janka's Gold Is this the best story they could dig up on this guy? He told some chick not to eat cake? Can't they find the 300-400 women whose puppies he exposed himself to, or all the dates for whom he took his cock out totally unprovoked in the middle of dinner?

]]> http://gawker.com/388252/sad-perv-day-ii-the-legend-of-jankas-gold#c5581764 http://gawker.com/388252/sad-perv-day-ii-the-legend-of-jankas-gold#c5581764 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:40:52 EDT Unfun commented on John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day' @Bell County: Although it seems like there is a certain category labeled "asking for it," which can be applied to these two. I'm not fucking around, I'm already on my second life...

]]> http://gawker.com/388246/john-fitzgerald-page-joins-dr-phil-for-sad-perv-day#c5581401 http://gawker.com/388246/john-fitzgerald-page-joins-dr-phil-for-sad-perv-day#c5581401 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:21:24 EDT Unfun commented on John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day' @Bell County: I wouldn't try it. A bunch of people ragging on Frank Rich's kid got the ax for that.

]]> http://gawker.com/388246/john-fitzgerald-page-joins-dr-phil-for-sad-perv-day#c5581305 http://gawker.com/388246/john-fitzgerald-page-joins-dr-phil-for-sad-perv-day#c5581305 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:16:01 EDT Unfun commented on Nathaniel Rich On Growing Up As A Rich Kid @Unfun: Please don't execute me for this. I'm just being honest. God, since I died I'm paranoid...

]]> http://gawker.com/388213/nathaniel-rich-on-growing-up-as-a-rich-kid#c5581261 http://gawker.com/388213/nathaniel-rich-on-growing-up-as-a-rich-kid#c5581261 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:13:21 EDT