Zulkey commented on You Should Really Be Watching The NHL Playoffs

"Am definitely loving this Blackhawks team."

Zulkey commented on AL Central Tie-Breaker: Twins vs. White Sox

"@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: interesting."

Zulkey commented on AL Central Tie-Breaker: Twins vs. White Sox

"@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: well, one day one of my Onion pieces will make it to the playoffs and then you'll be one humble ass motherfucker."

Zulkey commented on AL Central Tie-Breaker: Twins vs. White Sox

"@notthequarterback: aw thanks."

Zulkey commented on AL Central Tie-Breaker: Twins vs. White Sox

"WOOO!!!!!"

Zulkey commented on Getting To Know Alfonso Soriano's Alleged Road Beef

"@Yinka Double Dare: exactly!"

Zulkey commented on Getting To Know Alfonso Soriano's Alleged Road Beef

"Well, she is tan."

Zulkey commented on Shocking Indecency, Kiss Cams And The Natural Aphrodisiac That Is Peyton Manning

"@The Mighty Pigs: we move in mysterious ways"

Zulkey commented on Shocking Indecency, Kiss Cams And The Natural Aphrodisiac That Is Peyton Manning

"@Its The Beer Talking: I'm happy just to be a muse."

Zulkey commented on Pester Ozzie Guillen Enough On E-mail And He Will Respond Accordingly

"he's going to be on every evite I send out from now on."