Jakob Lodwik commented on Commenter Executions: Help Us Decide

"@MisterHippity: Fuck you."

Jakob Lodwik commented on Advice

"@Hez: I have the same problem with enjoyble.com. But spelling is all just normative anyway."

Jakob Lodwik commented on Advice

"@Tippi from Toronto: Mary?"

Jakob Lodwik commented on Advice

"@Hez: Hell no."

Jakob Lodwik commented on Advice

"@Hez: Perhaps you've heard of my "laptops for lap dances" program?"

Jakob Lodwik commented on We Are All Jakob Lodwick Now

"@techwhat: @TheBigDoggy: Fuck you haters."

Jakob Lodwik commented on Advice

"I hate when people do that!"

Jakob Lodwik commented on The Strange World Of Gawker Commenting: Now Even Stranger!

"@elijahpollack: No not at all; I'm honored. Hey, as long as you're following me ..."

Jakob Lodwik commented on Amazon's New "Kindle" Is Not Exactly Setting The World On Fire

"@EnviousJuno: Ah, now we're on to something — reading in Sensurround™!"

Jakob Lodwik commented on "Time To Make the Donuts"—Kevin Federline

"@Koala325: Why thank you!"

Jakob Lodwik commented on "A dentist at Syracuse Community

"Ever notice how they never play Culture Club's "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" at the dentist's office?"

Jakob Lodwik commented on Parental Extortion In The Post-Imus, Post-Baldwin Age

"You know, I've taped my mom saying some terrible, horrible, no good, very bad things."

Jakob Lodwik commented on Kids Dig In Crap Bucket For Pennies!

"@suzyO: That's what my mom used to say about me."

Jakob Lodwik commented on Kids Dig In Crap Bucket For Pennies!

"There's nothing worse than exploiting real children for the sake of entertainment."

Jakob Lodwik commented on The Most Terrifying Single-Set Show Since 'Alice'

"Man, talk about having a bad day."

Jakob Lodwik commented on 'Times' To Disclaim Deborah Solomon's Q&As

"@AndSheSaid: @Choire: Ok, so you're both taking the position a little editing of a Q&A is ok, as long as you don't go too far."

Jakob Lodwik commented on A Half-Century of Childhood Night Terrors Explained

"Bambi gave me terrible, horrible, no good, very bad dreams."

Jakob Lodwik commented on "Very, Very Wide Legged Jeans With Experimental, Unknown Sneakers" Appall Fabian Basabe

"For years, wore bellbottoms and questionable sneakers all the time."