n/a commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her

"she's hideola."

n/a commented on James Frey Didn't Even Want To Publish A Million Little Pieces as Nonfiction

"you never hear about the writers of serious literature--only second-rate talents such as Frey."

n/a commented on Poor Cosette Dreams of a Castle On a Cloud

"Cosette?"

n/a commented on Why It's Annie Leibovitz's Fault

"This story is one of those taking only slightly longer to fade away as the average Gawker post--which has maybe a 2-3-hour shelf-life."

n/a commented on How Vanity Fair "Groomed" Miley Cyrus

"Actually Doucebag Donnie Deutch--he of the silver rug and occasionally resurfacing outerborough accent--has it right--it's all about marketing the brand and transitioning the kid from kid to tramp."

n/a commented on Who's the 'Hippie-Chic' NYC Socialite Whose Husband's Banging Bimbos?

"@ObtuseIntolerant: these trashy people are socialites?"

n/a commented on Soldiers Could Be Denied Edutainment of Playboy and Penthouse

"you just know that under his cheap Jos A Bank suit Broun wears a little Victoria's Secret--or has some such kink."

n/a commented on In Which Thomas Friedman is Hit With a Pie

"lets see--the camera pulls back and pans slightly right just as the pie-thrower jumps on the stage--quite the coordinated effort, except for the poor aim..."

n/a commented on Harvard Wants To Know Who Norman Mailer Was Boning, And How

"overrated in literature, overrrated in bed."

n/a commented on Karl Lagerfeld On The Ones And Twos

"such an unattractive woman."

n/a commented on Soviet Union magazine

"now I think I know where Mrs."

n/a commented on Soviet Union magazine

"Dayvear!"

n/a commented on Subway Etiquette: Pooping Is Too Much

"@NewMrsAstor: The only problem is that this might lure Lady Ciccone back to NY."

n/a commented on Subway Etiquette: Pooping Is Too Much

"YAY the '70s are back!"

n/a commented on Fox Business Pundit Sells Sex Potion, Used To Wrestle

"As if this stuff is going to improve ubernerd Cavuto's attractiveness."

n/a commented on Bitter Exes Tend To Blog Bitterly

""Tricia Walsh Smith, who is being divorced by Philip Smith, a THEATER executive, put...on YouTube...that THEY HAD NEVER HAD SEX, and yet she found him hoarding VIAGRA, PORNOGRAPHY and CONDOMS." (Caps mine.) Can't help but wonder about the nature of that porn...."

n/a commented on Christina Ricci Wishes You Had Prepared For This Interview

"you go Christina."

n/a commented on The Weird Naked SoHo Dude

"even in a bikini he's showing less skin than half the women on the street--tits galore, but of course we're not supposed to notice those."