I Don't Get It commented on Last Bastion of New York High Culture Falls to Reality Show

"@Spirit Fingers: I call it the 'shit sniffer' look."

I Don't Get It commented on Joe Biden: Bad Choice

"@The-Littlest-Hobo: Obviously, I need a nap."

I Don't Get It commented on Humiliation On The Job

"One time in a meeting I opened my mouth up to speak and produced a belch that both resonated and smelled."

I Don't Get It commented on Joe Biden: Bad Choice

"@The-Littlest-Hobo: Thank God someone else got the reference."

I Don't Get It commented on Joe Biden: Bad Choice

"It referred to...."

I Don't Get It commented on Joe Biden: Bad Choice

""Bo Knows" was Nike's ad slogan for cross trainers way back in the 20th century."

I Don't Get It commented on So Why Can't Michael Phelps Get His Gold Medals On Gold Chains?

"@BadUncle: Where are the black socks?"

I Don't Get It commented on The Story Of The Pooping Intern

"There was a mysterious pile of human feces in the hallway at work once."

I Don't Get It commented on Michael Phelps Dating Pretty Much Whoever He Wants

"Phelps is Phugly."

I Don't Get It commented on Real World: Brooklynites Spotted in Williamsburg

"I signed a release for the last Real World NY when they were shooting at the now defunct Chelsea Grill but alas, didn't make the edit (could have been the merciless taunting of the cast and crew). Now I'm having a tough time deciding which reality show to crash."

I Don't Get It commented on McCain Blamed Sadistic Gays For Ill-Treatment In Vietnam

"I'm the last to defend John McCain but I'm not offended by his comments. In context of his personal situation and the era, it's a pretty mild statement to call the guards homosexuals. Applying today's politically correct standards to 1973 values/words/actions just doesn't hold water."

I Don't Get It commented on Great Moments In History

"Seriously, everyone knows when you visit the projects you take the RED Lambo."

I Don't Get It commented on Who Is The Mystery Person Who Got To Say "Fuck" In The New York Times?

"The Times is sort of like my mother (only a little older)."

I Don't Get It commented on Wal-Mart Rocks The Hardest

"Say what you want about Wal-mart."

I Don't Get It commented on Real World: Brooklyn Cast Descends on Red Hook?

"Well, this explains the location trucks I keep seeing while waiting for the B61 which is the 'worste' bus in the city, to quote a hand-scrawled note on the bus stop sign."

I Don't Get It commented on Top Model Blows Its Tranny Wad Too Soon

"I'd blow her."

I Don't Get It commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal, Neil Patrick Harris to Party With the GOP

"Blair Brown?"

I Don't Get It commented on Facebook-Fired

"Very apropos right now as Facebook seems to be down."