beefer commented on Global Warming's Most Delicious Consequence: Supersized Lobsters

"Sweet Bedlam, an upside!"

beefer commented on James Franco's General Hospital Appearance Was Subversive Performance Art

"Ponce! *Send via Blackberry™ from a tent in a room where a coyote is currently pacing back and forth and crapping all over the place and occasionally biting me, which sucks 'cause my naked body is covered in pork fat and beeswax which makes it hard for Band-Aids to stay on - and all to unpack the depersonalization of the human in a modern, post-industrial society and intentionally fail to place the gnomic, ecstatic, wordless, traditional discourse with nature into an urban context – and I'm really hungry because the goddamn coyote keeps eating my food."

beefer commented on 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'

"@Big_Noise_From_Winnetka: Even better: Lola Heatherton!"

beefer commented on 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'

"Joey Bishop Addresses United Nations of Taffeta, Urges More Leg."

beefer commented on New Product Alert: "The Freedom Tray"

"Sweet Josanna!"

beefer commented on I Have a Dream That One Day Blacks And Whites Will Die Together in Poverty

"I guess they call it the Invisible Hand because you don't notice it until it's fisting your ass."

beefer commented on Tourists Go to the Same Broadway Shows Year After Year

"@unclevanya: Oh Putter, you're a woman now!"

beefer commented on Palin Populism Is Just Another Kind Of Elitism

"@redparchment: Oh my."

beefer commented on Palin Populism Is Just Another Kind Of Elitism

"@J.D.Regent: Take away the eternally perfect weather, the lush rainforests, the white sand beaches, the majestic mountains, the hot surfers, the sweet pineapples picked straight from the tree, and the incandescent Pacific sunsets, and there's really not that much to Hawaii."