bittergreen commented on Why Did Tyra and 'Harper's Bazaar' Do This Terrible Michelle Obama Thing?

"Tyra Banks: Holder of the title of "Super-Model who most guys would kick out of bed.""

bittergreen commented on Why Can't The DEA Get Over Mary-Kate Olsen?

"That's the first time I've read Ted Cassablancas since gawker/defamer stopped covering his blind items."

bittergreen commented on How Popular Are The Olympics, Really?

"The Olympics is my go-to television when I want human-interest stories of teenage girls who compete in the sports of Figure Skating and Gymnastics. And to take pleasure of the misery of the world's best basketball players who can't play as a team against a bunch of guys from Serbia."

bittergreen commented on Oh Noes Patrol!

""Sometimes I think that people only see me as a leafy green that is rich in Vitamins K, A, C." Internet-fame is great for the celebrity-like demhuminzation, but comes without all that unwanted income of real celebrity."

bittergreen commented on The Cosiest Co-Anchors

"For some reason around 1994-95, I found myself watching a lot of CSPAN (too much cocaine)."

bittergreen commented on The Day My Butt Went Psycho Saves Youth Literacy

"If you want to peak young boys interest in reading, might I suggest Penthouse Forum?"

bittergreen commented on Tila Tequila Steals Lesbian Billion-Heiress

"The problem i've always had with the Tila Tequila reality show, was that I couldn't suspend my belief that Tela Tequila is heinous looking."

bittergreen commented on Mary-Kate Olsen Beats Coppers -- Again

"@Streeter: That would be a shame."

bittergreen commented on Mary-Kate Olsen Beats Coppers -- Again

"Hot Damn."

bittergreen commented on Waterboarding Show At Coney Island

"Recreational waterboarding seemed quite hot at the end of last year, but now the wind has seemed to come out it's sails."

bittergreen commented on JetBlue To Charge $7 For Pillow-Blanket Kit

"I would gladly pay $7 for a *washed* blanket and a pillow that doesn't have 10 flights worth of transatlantic random person hair-grease on it."

bittergreen commented on Dodgy Olsen Demands Immunity In Ledger Doping

"Can I just say that "accessory after the fact" would really raise the bar for young starlets everywhere."

bittergreen commented on Dodgy Olsen Demands Immunity In Ledger Doping

"I'm embarassed that I actually can tell the difference between the two, but I'm pretty sure that picture is of Ashley."

bittergreen commented on Will Oliver Stone's Bush Movie Be Stupid Or Serious?

"Is this the "nuking the fridge" moment for "Bush criticism"?"

bittergreen commented on Tragic "NY Girl Of My Dreams" Breakup Confirmed

"@Nick Douglas: So nobody is going to be able to turn this into a market opp."

bittergreen commented on Tragic "NY Girl Of My Dreams" Breakup Confirmed

"So which one of them gets the film rights?"

bittergreen commented on Why Does Madonna Look So Awful Lately?

"In all fairness, this is before she had her morning fix of brains as is requisite for the living dead."

bittergreen commented on Only Olds Say 'Jump The Shark' Now

"Right."