<![CDATA[Comments from blakeley]]> <![CDATA[Comments from blakeley]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Julia Allison parody funnier than anything she's ever produced]]> @rex: Thank you even though I had to Google "eviscerating" to find out what it meant. Am I still on step 7?

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Checkbook Journalism]]> @Phyllis Nefler: I thought the monster was the mascot? You know, Julia Allison...

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Checkbook Journalism]]> @Phyllis Nefler: Oh snap girl!

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Checkbook Journalism]]> Also I would like to submit for your approval:

[nomsociety.com]

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Checkbook Journalism]]> How much do I get for promoting said $175 video on Digg?

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Face It: America Loves Vampires and Dead Animal Corpses]]> Washed up animal monsters are so last week, this week it's all about NomSociety!

[nomsociety.com]

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on D-List Celebrity Earthquake Moments Caught On Tape]]> I'm waiting for the porn version of this.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Scrabulous Is Dead]]> Good riddance, I was sick of all my friends kicking my ass at that game anyway.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Joss Whedon's Impromptu <i>Dollhouse</i> Interview]]> @Nick Douglas: but like on roids!

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Live-Blogging <i>Project Runway</i>, Week 2]]> That guy should have been kicked off just based on those little short shorts he was wearing. Good call.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Jezebel Moe Jumps To <i>Radar</i>]]> @Bell County: I wish her all the best and I'm sure she'll do just fine over at Radar.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on MTV Buys College Humor Show]]> Is this for Jake & Amir? Or something else?

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on A Demure Review]]> I didn't think Choire liked anything but cigarettes and his cat...

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on New York, Destroyed 15 Different Ways]]> @scribbles: It's just a comic, it's not real. I really hope this thread doesn't turn into a comicbook nerd fight.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Radiohead's Camera-Free, Laser-Made Music Video Hits the Web, Lets You Manipulate it in Real Time]]> This looks like scrambled porn. Do not want.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Nonsociety's Video Remix: Valtrex Edition]]> If anyone can't see this video please respond to the following so we can fix this as soon as possible:

Are you on a PC or Mac?

What browser are you using?

Can you see videos on other sites like YouTube?

Can you see this video at all? Or is just the sound gone?

If something is funky in place of the video please send a screen shot to richard at Gawker, thank you! Sorry it's broken! Help me help you laugh please.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Look, We Made You a Gawker Glossary!]]> I don't actually like the star, I would rather have a grenade.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Watch TV For Fun and (Very Little) Profit!]]> @rajmahall: Nope, I like yelling at interns in person.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Watch TV For Fun and (Very Little) Profit!]]> @scroll_lock: Nope!

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> @nicepony: Whodatedwho is mostly based on rumors. I stuck with well known celebrities she's dated and had semi-serious relationships with.

This is not the end all be all chart of who's she's slept with. I'm afraid there wouldn't be enough pixels on the internet to complete such a task.

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]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Bands Vs. Fans: The Greatest Hits]]> @IHateNewYork: The title of the post is "Bands Vs. Fans: The Greatest Hits", not "The Best Of Concert Security Mishaps".

And yes I know about Altamont. My long haired revolutionary parents were actually there.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Bands Vs. Fans: The Greatest Hits]]> @IHateNewYork: The Hells Angels aren't really a band so... yeah... I mean if you want to put together a video of just fights at concerts then go for it but that's not what this particular video is about.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on World's Greatest Music Video Or World's Greatest Porn Promo?]]> @BBsinead: Shouldn't you be over at Jezebel? Or are you confused because both sites are pink?

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on VICE Magazine Party Sucks, Is Packed]]> I loved the email they sent out beforehand:

Hi there,
Thanks for RSVPing for tonight's VICE LIVE festivities at Santos Party House (and while we're doling out gratitude, thanks to our friends at Nokia NSeries for making it all possible).

This email is to confirm that we received your RSVP, and to give you a little rundown on how things will unfold tonight.

A LOT of people are planning on heading to Santos, which means the club will be packed to the gills, and many, many, many folks on the list will NOT be getting in. Including you, maybe.

Don't get us wrong, we want you there. But expect to wait in line, possibly for a long time, and there's a chance you might not get in at all. If you're one of those people who gets bummed out about such things, don't worry. There will be plenty of VICE parties this summer for you to attend.

Now you know the situation. Thanks for listening. See you tonight?

xoxo,
VICE

PS: Please do not reply to this email, no one will read it.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on The Best of TV News Lip Slips]]> It should be working now, refresh your browser.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on The Best of TV News Lip Slips]]> @Triborough: That would be filed under "On-Camera Meltdowns":

[gawker.com]

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on The Best of TV News Lip Slips]]> If this video is not working for you could you please tell me if you're on a Mac or PC and what browser you're on?

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on The Best of TV News Lip Slips]]> @pre555soul: Can you not watch this particular one? Email me please Richard at Gawker.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on The Best of TV News Lip Slips]]> @Aaron Altman: Nope, but I do have a dedicated assistant and six interns without whom none of my stupid ideas would be possible.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Internet Fameball Boys Just Really Comfortable With Their Sexuality, OK?]]> No way is David Karp gay. Would a gay man eat guac like this?

I don't think so...

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See]]> I cast my vote for:

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Three Simple Ways to Ruin Your Life]]> @hamburgerhotdog: I handed out like 100 of those in art school and I'm still getting reports of people seeing them...

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Desperate Times, Desperate Measures]]> And the award for best makeup in a porno goes to...

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Charles Forman is a Bit of a Fameball]]> @consummate: McGlynn is starting his own blogging empire, he does all of these sites actually:

[randomnightout.com]

[whitepeopletryingtolookserious.tumblr.com]

[animalinsider.tumblr.com]

[icanhaspornburger.tumblr.com]

[nickmcglynn.blogspot.com]

and of course...

[nickmcglynn.tumblr.com]

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Charles Forman is a Bit of a Fameball]]> Charles Forman is one of the most deadpan funny guys I've ever met who could be a fameball without even trying.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Sad John McCain Can't Work The Google]]> Bush loves "The Google" too!

[www.guardian.co.uk]

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Journalists Stuck On Airplane, Chaos Ensues]]> @Zorica: I need to see this video.

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on Journalists Stuck On Airplane, Chaos Ensues]]> @Jory: I thought you would find Charles attractive, no?

]]> <![CDATA[blakeley commented on With Love From The Cheeto Fucker]]> I love how I can no longer tell the difference between weird internet porn and gallery art.

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