BrianVan commented on Is Ledger's Joker Really That Great?

"What, is Paul Janka ineligible for a villain award?"

BrianVan commented on Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel No Longer F*cking

"They look like two people at a bar after an office softball game."

BrianVan commented on "H" Is For "Haters"

"@OliverTwist: Yeah, let's take the LIRR out to the Hamptons this weekend and start randomly smearing it on people's faces outside of parties."

BrianVan commented on Brave Lounge Owner Cracks Down On Stingy Black Professionals

"Maybe I'm a little more outraged that they didn't actually reserve a space for their meeting."

BrianVan commented on A High-Definition Panorama

"Could he try this again in about 2 years when there are fewer visible construction sites from Jersey?"

BrianVan commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger

"A prominent blogger told me last night that, after yesterday's roast, it was time to turn off the Internet, it's complete, will never get better."

BrianVan commented on Should Authors Even Bother Blogging?

"Writers have cat pictures, too."

BrianVan commented on Seriously, what a year for

"Worth reblogging this: [www.alternet.org] Original Deadspin content, but the source video is kaput so here's one that works."

BrianVan commented on Mary-Kate Olsen Party Candids

"Really, how much do they smoke?"

BrianVan commented on No Clear Winner Emerges In Keith Gessen’s Party To Take Back the Internet

"Ever single person from Gawker was drunk And might still be."

BrianVan commented on Olsen Twins Want You to Stop Calling Them Twins

"@fileunder: caramel PLUS splenda?"

BrianVan commented on Olsen Twins Want You to Stop Calling Them Twins

"Referring to any woman by her "twins" is rather demeaning, honestly. Oh, wait."

BrianVan commented on Three Simple Ways to Ruin Your Life

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: What, the amount of bile that goes back-and-forth among blog commenters doesn't count for that?"

BrianVan commented on Julia Allison Out At Star

"@ZiggyStardust: Actual journalists?"

BrianVan commented on Julia Allison Out At Star

"iminunemploymentwithyou.com"

BrianVan commented on Tossed

"JPS as walk-on role for new Wes Anderson film?"

BrianVan commented on Mean Commenters Are Running Bloggers Out of Town

"There was one nice commenter, but we had them ritually slaughtered. There are a lot of happy-commenter places around the Internet, however that's just not a story."

BrianVan commented on To Watch Tonight

"I thought the subhead was going to link to a joke about a rabbi and a bris."