Debussy Fields commented on The Night Peggy Got Stoned

"@PaisleyPajamas: Nobody cried on command."

Debussy Fields commented on Karen Sypher Opens Up To New York Post

"Just waint until Christian Laettner finds out about Koach K and Grant Hill."

Debussy Fields commented on Quick, Someone Check If About Last Night Rights Are Available

"Ha!"

Debussy Fields commented on Dan Abrams Is One Sensitive Fellow

"@Nice Beaver: Here here!"

Debussy Fields commented on Sarah Palin's Gradual Descent Into Incoherency

"It's definitely worth noting that her sports reporting mentions that Michigan made a comeback "late in the 4th." College basketball plays in halves, not quarters."

Debussy Fields commented on The Losers' Guide to the NYC Mayoral Race

"If any of you snarky, G-dless queers actually read the Old Testament, you would realize that the angry black space cowboy Mothership rejects are 100% correct."

Debussy Fields commented on Are Meredith Vieira and Al Roker Going to Kill Each Other or Just Acting?

"Because when your loved ones go to the country of Africa, you can quit worrying as long as you know the weather's nice."

Debussy Fields commented on Alessandra Stanley Corrected Hard

"So wait- that U2 song doesn't go: And one April Thirtieth Shot ring out in the Memphis Skaaa-ayyy???"

Debussy Fields commented on Adorable Literary Hoax Goes Entirely Unnoticed

"@allyzay: Sounds like somebody needs leg extensions and new stockings."

Debussy Fields commented on Adorable Literary Hoax Goes Entirely Unnoticed

"@belltolls: Why can't you understand why it's best for his current work to be suppressed?"