Clarence Rosario commented on So Easy, A Canadian Could Do It

"What the what? Next thing you'll be telling me is that Canada has a better healthcare system than we do."

Clarence Rosario commented on Man Dating Woman Made Famous For Anti-Homo Pageant Speech/Sex Tape Will Start For Rams

"He always did well in Strawberry Canyon."

Clarence Rosario commented on Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend

"I really hope this doesn't affect his Heisman candidacy."

Clarence Rosario commented on Yale Football Coach Out-Crazies Bill Belichick

"After winning the game, the Harvard team insisted upon reminding everyone within earshot that they did, in fact, win the game."

Clarence Rosario commented on Ole Miss KKK Protest Goes Swimmingly

"On the bright side, that's the closest a Klan member has ever been to a library, much less a college campus."

Clarence Rosario commented on All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers

"@Jefferson Tardship: I would pay to see that. #tips"

Clarence Rosario commented on All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers

"I would really like it if the Rescue Ink folks went to town on this guy with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers. Nothing really snarky or funny to add."