cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Weather Channel Anchor Accused Of Being Leering Dirtbag, at 7:47 PM on May 6 Is it too late to add an "I'm predicting an overnight accumulation of 6 to 7 inches later this evening Hillary...In your vagina." more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Amanda Congdon Would Like to Mutter At You, at 2:14 PM on May 5 This video needs more tasering. more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Mothers Angry At Video Game For Letting People Do Things That Aren't Wise In Real Life, at 1:57 PM on May 2 This reminds me of the time I tried to turn a bunch of people into pillars of salt after reading the Bible in Catholic School. more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Sunglasses! Edgy!, at 1:18 PM on May 2 Filming begins on the remake of John Carpenter's "They Live" staring Pete Wentz as a down-on-his-luck construction worker who discovers a pair of mysterious sunglasses that allows the world to see him for what he really is. more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on A Psychic's 732-Page Proof That She Can Mediate Conversations With Jim Morrison And Michael Hutchence, at 11:43 AM on May 2 My friends and I contacted Morrison with a ouija board awhile ago back in college and it just kept spelling out "FRIED CHICKEN" over and over and over again. more » [idolator]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Cobra Starship Provokes Emo Sensibility With Wrestling Fandom, at 1:54 PM on May 1 Lame-ass faux band loved by morons embraces lame-ass faux sport embraced by morons? more » [idolator]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Absinthe Fairy Will Get You Drunk But Not High, at 4:33 PM on Apr 29 I've had it several times and it tastes like someone microwaved 4 lbs of licorice in an ashtray from an AA meeting and then strained the contents through King Tut's mummy wrappings. more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on John F. Page's New Video: "Top Tips for Successful Online Dating", at 3:45 PM on Apr 29 Tip#4 hire someone who knows something about audio to do your stupid fuggin' video. more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Tight Baggy Jeans Achieve Holy Grail Of Pants, at 3:26 PM on Apr 29 These pants come with your choice of either a limited edition Fall Out Boy box set or an autographed picture of Pete Wentz. more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Jimmy Wales takes his Wikipedia magic show to New York City, at 2:51 PM on Apr 29 Cue crazy bat-shit comments from Marsden in 5...4...3...2... more » [valleywag]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on The Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape: Proof That No Celebrity Is Safe From This Nation's Constant Wank Mining, at 12:32 PM on Apr 29 So is this a good time or bad time to announce the release of the Reba McEntire sex tape I've been holding onto? more » [idolator]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship, at 1:48 PM on Apr 28 Genetic scientists oversee the creation of the most useless human on the face of the earth. more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Savaging Matthew McConaughey For Fun And Profit, at 10:19 AM on Apr 28 @HeyWhoTookMyStapler: And I usually hate The Family Guy. more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Jakob Lodwick is Sick of Your Infernal Minimum Wage, at 2:46 PM on Apr 26 You can always count on this turd to provide us all with our daily dose of Vitamin Douche. more »

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Lawrence Lessig draws ire of Rush Limbaugh and the Dittoheads, at 4:36 PM on Apr 25 @sample032: "I don't see any Christians rioting in the streets over this." That's because contrary to people like Pat Robertsons and the (admittedly weak) efforts of the Bush administration, we are not living in a de facto theocracy like most of the Islamic countries that do go nuts over this stuff. more » [valleywag]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Lawrence Lessig draws ire of Rush Limbaugh and the Dittoheads, at 4:08 PM on Apr 25 Are these the fiscal conservatives who've increased the national debt by $9 trillion and caused the US dollar to be looked upon as toilet paper by foreign markets? more » [valleywag]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Lawrence Lessig draws ire of Rush Limbaugh and the Dittoheads, at 3:36 PM on Apr 25 @Rachel Marsden: And this is exactly why people compare fundamentalist bible thumpers in the right wing with Muslim fanatics. more » [valleywag]

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on 'Done Deal': Jimmy Fallon To Replace Conan O'Brien In '09, at 12:15 PM on Apr 25 @nick_r: Hey give Jimmy a chance people. more » [defamer]