<![CDATA[Comments from cockfightbarmitzvah]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from cockfightbarmitzvah]]> http://gawker.com/commenter/cockfightbarmitzvah http://gawker.com/commenter/cockfightbarmitzvah cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Adjective Challenged 'Time' Critic Adapts Nicely to the Lowbrow in 'Vegas' Review That's the best one-line movie review since "Horton Hears a Who and Nobody Gives A Crap"

]]> http://defamer.com/389175/adjective-challenged-time-critic-adapts-nicely-to-the-lowbrow-in-vegas-review#c5628199 http://defamer.com/389175/adjective-challenged-time-critic-adapts-nicely-to-the-lowbrow-in-vegas-review#c5628199 Fri, 09 May 2008 19:54:36 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Weather Channel Anchor Accused Of Being Leering Dirtbag Is it too late to add an "I'm predicting an overnight accumulation of 6 to 7 inches later this evening Hillary...In your vagina."

]]> http://gawker.com/387800/weather-channel-anchor-accused-of-being-leering-dirtbag#c5558260 http://gawker.com/387800/weather-channel-anchor-accused-of-being-leering-dirtbag#c5558260 Tue, 06 May 2008 19:47:50 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Amanda Congdon Would Like to Mutter At You This video needs more tasering. If she was tasered on screen every webisode (say by her bro for instance) I definitely think more people would watch.

]]> http://gawker.com/387134/amanda-congdon-would-like-to-mutter-at-you#c5527614 http://gawker.com/387134/amanda-congdon-would-like-to-mutter-at-you#c5527614 Mon, 05 May 2008 14:14:57 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Mothers Angry At Video Game For Letting People Do Things That Aren't Wise In Real Life This reminds me of the time I tried to turn a bunch of people into pillars of salt after reading the Bible in Catholic School.

]]> http://gawker.com/386645/mothers-angry-at-video-game-for-letting-people-do-things-that-arent-wise-in-real-life#c5498082 http://gawker.com/386645/mothers-angry-at-video-game-for-letting-people-do-things-that-arent-wise-in-real-life#c5498082 Fri, 02 May 2008 13:57:11 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Sunglasses! Edgy! Filming begins on the remake of John Carpenter's "They Live" staring Pete Wentz as a down-on-his-luck construction worker who discovers a pair of mysterious sunglasses that allows the world to see him for what he really is. A total fuggin' douchebag.

]]> http://gawker.com/386590/sunglasses--edgy#c5496925 http://gawker.com/386590/sunglasses--edgy#c5496925 Fri, 02 May 2008 13:18:10 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on A Psychic's 732-Page Proof That She Can Mediate Conversations With Jim Morrison And Michael Hutchence My friends and I contacted Morrison with a ouija board awhile ago back in college and it just kept spelling out "FRIED CHICKEN" over and over and over again.

]]> http://idolator.com/386571/a-psychics-732+page-proof-that-she-can-mediate-conversations-with-jim-morrison-and-michael-hutchence#c5494264 http://idolator.com/386571/a-psychics-732+page-proof-that-she-can-mediate-conversations-with-jim-morrison-and-michael-hutchence#c5494264 Fri, 02 May 2008 11:43:18 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Cobra Starship Provokes Emo Sensibility With Wrestling Fandom Lame-ass faux band loved by morons embraces lame-ass faux sport embraced by morons? Makes sense to me.

]]> http://idolator.com/386162/cobra-starship-provokes-emo-sensibility-with-wrestling-fandom#c5477408 http://idolator.com/386162/cobra-starship-provokes-emo-sensibility-with-wrestling-fandom#c5477408 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:54:18 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Absinthe Fairy Will Get You Drunk But Not High I've had it several times and it tastes like someone microwaved 4 lbs of licorice in an ashtray from an AA meeting and then strained the contents through King Tut's mummy wrappings. If that's your idea of a good time, my hat's off to you, but if you want a pleasant psychedelic drinking experience, try downing some mushrooms with a case of Sam Adams.

]]> http://gawker.com/385385/absinthe-fairy-will-get-you-drunk-but-not-high#c5439333 http://gawker.com/385385/absinthe-fairy-will-get-you-drunk-but-not-high#c5439333 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:33:12 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on John F. Page's New Video: "Top Tips for Successful Online Dating" Tip#4 hire someone who knows something about audio to do your stupid fuggin' video.

]]> http://gawker.com/385370/john-f-pages-new-video-top-tips-for-successful-online-dating#c5438094 http://gawker.com/385370/john-f-pages-new-video-top-tips-for-successful-online-dating#c5438094 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:45:57 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Tight Baggy Jeans Achieve Holy Grail Of Pants These pants come with your choice of either a limited edition Fall Out Boy box set or an autographed picture of Pete Wentz.

]]> http://gawker.com/385361/tight-baggy-jeans-achieve-holy-grail-of-pants#c5437601 http://gawker.com/385361/tight-baggy-jeans-achieve-holy-grail-of-pants#c5437601 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:26:43 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Jimmy Wales takes his Wikipedia magic show to New York City Cue crazy bat-shit comments from Marsden in 5...4...3...2...

]]> http://valleywag.com/385319/jimmy-wales-takes-his-wikipedia-magic-show-to-new-york-city#c5436463 http://valleywag.com/385319/jimmy-wales-takes-his-wikipedia-magic-show-to-new-york-city#c5436463 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:51:27 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on The Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape: Proof That No Celebrity Is Safe From This Nation's Constant Wank Mining So is this a good time or bad time to announce the release of the Reba McEntire sex tape I've been holding onto?

]]> http://idolator.com/385078/the-jimi-hendrix-sex-tape-proof-that-no-celebrity-is-safe-from-this-nations-constant-wank-mining#c5432028 http://idolator.com/385078/the-jimi-hendrix-sex-tape-proof-that-no-celebrity-is-safe-from-this-nations-constant-wank-mining#c5432028 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:32:55 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship Genetic scientists oversee the creation of the most useless human on the face of the earth.

]]> http://gawker.com/384806/elephant-fucks-donkey-in-impromptu-display-of-bipartisanship#c5409903 http://gawker.com/384806/elephant-fucks-donkey-in-impromptu-display-of-bipartisanship#c5409903 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:48:59 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Savaging Matthew McConaughey For Fun And Profit @HeyWhoTookMyStapler: And I usually hate The Family Guy. At best they're a third-rate Simpsons rip-off (the last several years of The Simpsons being the second-rate Simpsons knock-off), but that clip was actually funny.

]]> http://gawker.com/5007101/savaging-matthew-mcconaughey-for-fun-and-profit#c5405233 http://gawker.com/5007101/savaging-matthew-mcconaughey-for-fun-and-profit#c5405233 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:19:51 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Jakob Lodwick is Sick of Your Infernal Minimum Wage You can always count on this turd to provide us all with our daily dose of Vitamin Douche.

]]> http://gawker.com/5006989/jakob-lodwick-is-sick-of-your-infernal-minimum-wage#c5393213 http://gawker.com/5006989/jakob-lodwick-is-sick-of-your-infernal-minimum-wage#c5393213 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:46:36 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Lawrence Lessig draws ire of Rush Limbaugh and the Dittoheads @sample032: "I don't see any Christians rioting in the streets over this." That's because contrary to people like Pat Robertsons and the (admittedly weak) efforts of the Bush administration, we are not living in a de facto theocracy like most of the Islamic countries that do go nuts over this stuff. We are a country founded on the idea of free speech, even if it may be seen as offensive (or sacrilegious) to someone else.

]]> http://valleywag.com/384095/lawrence-lessig-draws-ire-of-rush-limbaugh-and-the-dittoheads#c5383105 http://valleywag.com/384095/lawrence-lessig-draws-ire-of-rush-limbaugh-and-the-dittoheads#c5383105 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:36:24 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Lawrence Lessig draws ire of Rush Limbaugh and the Dittoheads Are these the fiscal conservatives who've increased the national debt by $9 trillion and caused the US dollar to be looked upon as toilet paper by foreign markets? Or are you referring to some different group? Perhaps in a Bizzaro Superman dimension for instance?

]]> http://valleywag.com/384095/lawrence-lessig-draws-ire-of-rush-limbaugh-and-the-dittoheads#c5382361 http://valleywag.com/384095/lawrence-lessig-draws-ire-of-rush-limbaugh-and-the-dittoheads#c5382361 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:08:00 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Lawrence Lessig draws ire of Rush Limbaugh and the Dittoheads @Rachel Marsden: And this is exactly why people compare fundamentalist bible thumpers in the right wing with Muslim fanatics. None of you people can't take a joke. If you're all so content and at peace with God, then how is this guy's joke hurting anyone. Lighten up and take the collective sticks out of your asses.

]]> http://valleywag.com/384095/lawrence-lessig-draws-ire-of-rush-limbaugh-and-the-dittoheads#c5381551 http://valleywag.com/384095/lawrence-lessig-draws-ire-of-rush-limbaugh-and-the-dittoheads#c5381551 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:36:16 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on 'Done Deal': Jimmy Fallon To Replace Conan O'Brien In '09 @nick_r: Hey give Jimmy a chance people. Everyone laughed off the idea of Chevy Chase and Alan Thicke hosting late night comedy talk shows when they first started too and...Oh wait.

]]> http://defamer.com/383849/done-deal-jimmy-fallon-to-replace-conan-obrien-in-09#c5376324 http://defamer.com/383849/done-deal-jimmy-fallon-to-replace-conan-obrien-in-09#c5376324 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:15:19 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Jimmy Fallon To Replace Conan O'Brien Every generation gets the late-night comedy talk show host they deserve. This one is probably gonna get an unfunny pretty-boy Gap model tool who thinks laughing at his own jokes is more hilarious than the jokes themselves+if it actually happens, I prefer to look on the bright side. Now I don't ever have to stay up past 12:35 on a weeknight and lose sleep cause I'm watching something funny on TV.

]]> http://gawker.com/5006877/jimmy-fallon-to-replace-conan-obrien#c5375293 http://gawker.com/5006877/jimmy-fallon-to-replace-conan-obrien#c5375293 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:35:07 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Ben Stein, Bad Advertisement For Intelligent Design And here I thought the Holocaust was the result of a sociopathic, megalomaniacal madman who's unchecked paranoia and lust for power allowed him and his group of like-minded toadies and yes men to indulge in the darkest depths of homicidal sadism so as to exert further control over their populace and the world at large. But dag gum it was actually all caused by them fancy science books!

]]> http://gawker.com/5006818/ben-stein-bad-advertisement-for-intelligent-design#c5364242 http://gawker.com/5006818/ben-stein-bad-advertisement-for-intelligent-design#c5364242 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:58:36 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Hey--What's Sean Penn Doing On The Coachella Bill? Maybe he's gonna reinvent himself as a hard-nosed, hard living standards singer ala Frank Sinatra. Tell me you wouldn't wanna see that, at least a little?

]]> http://defamer.com/383653/hey++whats-sean-penn-doing-on-the-coachella-bill#c5359177 http://defamer.com/383653/hey++whats-sean-penn-doing-on-the-coachella-bill#c5359177 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:04:21 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Grand Theft Auto's Warped View of New York City I heard the real challenge in this version is a mini-game in which Niko has to try and find an affordable apartment in Liberty City. Talk about MURDER!!!!

]]> http://gawker.com/5006778/grand-theft-autos-warped-view-of-new-york-city#c5353567 http://gawker.com/5006778/grand-theft-autos-warped-view-of-new-york-city#c5353567 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:26:42 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Viralcom, The Production Company Behind Every YouTube Hit @Nick Douglas: Au contraire doucheaire. College Humor are the Dan Cook of internet videos.

]]> http://gawker.com/383292/viralcom-the-production-company-behind-every-youtube-hit#c5347628 http://gawker.com/383292/viralcom-the-production-company-behind-every-youtube-hit#c5347628 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:24:47 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Viralcom, The Production Company Behind Every YouTube Hit What's the name for that brand of corporate synergy where you're forced to promote God-awful crap from sister organizations even though you know its crap. Oh yeah, its called shitergy.

]]> http://gawker.com/383292/viralcom-the-production-company-behind-every-youtube-hit#c5342879 http://gawker.com/383292/viralcom-the-production-company-behind-every-youtube-hit#c5342879 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:47:15 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Important Notice @fuckermost: Thanks for the clarification on the proper terminology. Now then...It is my stated opinion that you are a douchebomb.

]]> http://gawker.com/382728/important-notice#c5321612 http://gawker.com/382728/important-notice#c5321612 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:28:57 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Important Notice Gawker using its powers for...Good? This does not compute, but thanks for the f'ing-awesome post.

]]> http://gawker.com/382728/important-notice#c5318401 http://gawker.com/382728/important-notice#c5318401 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:13:25 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Conservative PACs Sound Obama's Dealth Knell How about an ad about how these gang bangers are getting all the guns to commit these crimes thanks to lax gun laws and purchasing loopholes that the NRA and the Republican shills that they own refuse to let be changed.

]]> http://gawker.com/382551/conservative-pacs-sound-obamas-dealth-knell#c5312294 http://gawker.com/382551/conservative-pacs-sound-obamas-dealth-knell#c5312294 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:43:52 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on This World Should Be Taken Out Back, Like In A Shed Or Something, Blown Up, Repackaged Into Shrapnel Cakes And Sold To Martians For Three Cents Apiece Makes sense. That is the stupidest fuckin' game show on the face of the earth.

]]> http://wonkette.com/382281/this-world-should-be-taken-out-back-like-in-a-shed-or-something-blown-up-repackaged-into-shrapnel-cakes-and-sold-to-martians-for-three-cents-apiece#c5298971 http://wonkette.com/382281/this-world-should-be-taken-out-back-like-in-a-shed-or-something-blown-up-repackaged-into-shrapnel-cakes-and-sold-to-martians-for-three-cents-apiece#c5298971 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:15:38 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on The Replacements May Not Reunite, And Thank God I give it one more year before they cave in and do it. And I hardly think a band that would more often than not play face down & blind drunk onstage should really worry about "what damage we could do to the legend". There's no harm in just going out and playing the songs that you and your fans love and miss.

]]> http://idolator.com/382267/the-replacements-may-not-reunite-and-thank-god#c5298668 http://idolator.com/382267/the-replacements-may-not-reunite-and-thank-god#c5298668 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:04:54 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Why Don't You Know Me? Hey cut Axl some slack. The album is taking so long cause for several years he quit the music industry entirely and started an independent contracting company called "Appetite for Construction.

[www.liebography.com]

]]> http://gawker.com/381629/why-dont-you-know-me#c5271264 http://gawker.com/381629/why-dont-you-know-me#c5271264 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:52:35 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Science Group Asks Us To Correct Accurate Description "We have individual donors around the country who believe that the Ralph Nader inspired activist groups do not have a monopoly on what is in their best interest." Let me guess, if this group were around in the 60's they'd campaign against the idea that seat belts save lives and should be mandatory in every car.

]]> http://gawker.com/380888/science-group-asks-us-to-correct-accurate-description#c5238297 http://gawker.com/380888/science-group-asks-us-to-correct-accurate-description#c5238297 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:54:19 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Third Base at Balthazar: <i>Men's Health</i>'s Dave Zinczenko and Julia Allison I also heard she let the editor of Cracked Magazine hit a line drive into her dugout at Burger King.

]]> http://gawker.com/380373/third-base-at-balthazar-mens-healths-dave-zinczenko-and-julia-allison#c5217876 http://gawker.com/380373/third-base-at-balthazar-mens-healths-dave-zinczenko-and-julia-allison#c5217876 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:16:06 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Artie Lange Quits Stern Show (Again), Cementing His Top Ranking On Celebrity Deathwatch @Leviticus_71: An actual audible clip here (I hate redlasso)

://www.mahalo.com/Artie_Lange_Quits_Howard_Stern_Show

]]> http://defamer.com/378498/artie-lange-quits-stern-show-again-cementing-his-top-ranking-on-celebrity-deathwatch#c5135521 http://defamer.com/378498/artie-lange-quits-stern-show-again-cementing-his-top-ranking-on-celebrity-deathwatch#c5135521 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:47:25 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on An Idea I'm seeing him more as the spokesperson for a new joint line of line of products from RJ Reynolds & Jimmy Dean. Bacon-flavored cigarettes perhaps?

]]> http://gawker.com/378445/an-idea#c5132732 http://gawker.com/378445/an-idea#c5132732 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:04:52 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Bloomberg Is Giving Us This, When He Should Be Giving Us <i>This</i> Groundbreaking begins on the new Tyra Banks School For Advanced Studies In Tyra Banksology.

]]> http://gawker.com/377998/bloomberg-is-giving-us-this-when-he-should-be-giving-us-this#c5111953 http://gawker.com/377998/bloomberg-is-giving-us-this-when-he-should-be-giving-us-this#c5111953 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:27:46 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Atoosa Rubenstein: Old Photo, New Gig Why is her mom dressed up in a rain tarp? Was Gallagher the commencement speaker?

]]> http://gawker.com/377971/atoosa-rubenstein-old-photo-new-gig#c5109432 http://gawker.com/377971/atoosa-rubenstein-old-photo-new-gig#c5109432 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:00:30 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Lodwick's Muxtape mess Are the cup and saucer he's holding in that picture really that small or is he just that huge a douchebag?

]]> http://valleywag.com/377420/lodwicks-muxtape-mess#c5088900 http://valleywag.com/377420/lodwicks-muxtape-mess#c5088900 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:22:04 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Not Hating Just Saying That guy on the right side of the picture is all "Ohhh snap! I can't believe how hilarious that thing that I'm pretending I just heard is!"

]]> http://gawker.com/377421/not-hating-just-saying#c5084097 http://gawker.com/377421/not-hating-just-saying#c5084097 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:47:49 EDT cockfightbarmitzvah commented on "Barack got the idea to dress up like Whitney Houston so people would think he was one of the performers." @PimpMyCouch: I smoked a lock of hair from Martin Van Buren's mutton chops. One of the fringe benefits of working at The Smithsonian.

]]> http://gawker.com/376362/barack-got-the-idea-to-dress-up-like-whitney-houston-so-people-would-think-he-was-one-of-the-performers#c5035996 http://gawker.com/376362/barack-got-the-idea-to-dress-up-like-whitney-houston-so-people-would-think-he-was-one-of-the-performers#c5035996 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:18:36 EDT