brian griffin commented on The Wire Was Robbed

"@Helman: Damages is basically legal drama done in high camp."

brian griffin commented on The Wire Was Robbed

"Except Two and a Half Men."

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"Also, the alarm clock now sorts your various clocks in order by time, rather than by the order that you created the alarms."

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"He is detestable."

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"I'm so confused."

brian griffin commented on Do I just want to eat her alive?

"You know, even though I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be Martial Law, I think I prefer Marshall Law."

brian griffin commented on NY'ers In Peace-Wanting Shock!

"Pareene!"

brian griffin commented on Dear KarenUhOh: Jeez, thanks

"If someone who looks like Jory is having trouble getting a boyfriend of his own accord, I think he may be demanding a higher standard of man than can be found among the Gawker commenters."

brian griffin commented on Who Actually Reads The Drudge Report?

"@the supergoddess: Drudge's audience is composed entirely of LolCats?"