Conbon commented on In the End, Tony Got --

"Dakota Fanning gives awkward handjob in back of limo."

Conbon commented on Star Wars Episode I: I Have a Good Feeling About This

"@Moff: Forming a Rock Band takes years of dedication, practice, and hard work."

Conbon commented on Star Wars Episode I: I Have a Good Feeling About This

"This entire post is riddled with inaccuracy."

Conbon commented on Comings and Goings at Gawker

"@shortburstwritingtalent: The furniture phonebook is running green. That is an example of a sentence that makes much sense as whatever it is you are saying."

Conbon commented on Comings and Goings at Gawker

"@shortburstwritingtalent: I'm glad we've cleared that up. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were not employing sarcasm, given that the alternative would imply that you are upset with your current experience reading posts about Britney Spears when compared with your previous experience reading posts about Britney Spears."

Conbon commented on Comings and Goings at Gawker

"@shortburstwritingtalent: Yours is a lofty endeavor!"

Conbon commented on 4 Bizarre Films Coming To A Theater Near You

"The Pursuit of Happyness's budget was $55 million."

Conbon commented on Olmos Human, Olmos Not the Man: Why I Quit BSG

"Adama: We need a test for figuring out who's a Cylon."

Conbon commented on Olmos Human, Olmos Not the Man: Why I Quit BSG

"I'm pretty sure "Everybody have sex so we can look at your back and decide if you are a Cylon" is a credible strategy only in that Ewok cosplay convention you call a mind, Wimmer."

Conbon commented on All About the New Gawker Commenting Features

"Let's see how many replies this thing can handle."