crotchety commented on Heath Ledger Bar Moves Forward

"@Werrick: "You're still assuming that he's guilty."

crotchety commented on Heath Ledger Bar Moves Forward

"@Werrick: @TheMac: If I were him I'd have called security and had them removed. Rich and famous people have a vulnerability the poors don't have."

crotchety commented on Heath Ledger Bar Moves Forward

"@Werrick: It might also make him kind of a jerk for turning a verbal confrontation into a physical one."

crotchety commented on Cheating On Your Sick Wife An Old Political Tradition

"The problem here is that if any of this is true it demonstrates self-centeredness of epic proportions."

crotchety commented on Show Your Magazines How You Really Feel

"@CodePink: You sound like an even more accomplished artist than Dash Snow."

crotchety commented on Which Actress Got Pregnant During a Relapse?

"No one's going for Beyoncé for #1."

crotchety commented on Lydia Hearst and the Art of the Subtle Neg

"You say Lydia was making a subtle neg: do you mean to imply that Lydia thought this anecdote is unflattering to Miss Fisher?"

crotchety commented on Post And Daily News To Share Sheets

"@BeRightBack: Me, too."

crotchety commented on The Inevitable Parody Of Julia Allison's Startup

"@YourGoldKeith: With "socé" you exceeded the limits of my schoolroom French but yes: nothing would satisfy me more than if they gave the site a French name."

crotchety commented on Sad A-Rod Hangs With Mom, In The Club

"@YourDoctrinaire: Are you telling us he isn't what they say he is?"

crotchety commented on The Inevitable Parody Of Julia Allison's Startup

"Now this is interesting."

crotchety commented on Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel No Longer F*cking

"@transgenic_mouse: But in reality they usually are attractive; certainly on the better side of average."

crotchety commented on French Delay Jolie Birth To Prove They Can

"@City_Dater: In the article it says they're inducing on Tuesday."

crotchety commented on Fox News Finds Julia Allison 'Sad'

"Oh, great."

crotchety commented on From the Mailbag

"@the supergoddess: Thanks for your reply to my earlier request that you change the date to August 8th."

crotchety commented on Disabled Models Compete In New Reality Show

"@Bell County: Probably short circuited in awe of itself of the greatness in the #2 comment."

crotchety commented on Beauty, Sexuality Are In The Eye Of The Beholder

"@PhDork: "Yes pedophiles exist, but they're a tiny tiny percentage of people."

crotchety commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again

"I suppose it's too late to start lobbying for a date change?"