digitalsmoothie commented on If You Were Abused by Sorority Mean Girls, Call Courtney Holt's Lawyer Now!

"Honestly, why don't we just set Nassau and Suffolk adrift?"

digitalsmoothie commented on The Secret Of Japanese Productivity

"@mitchel_stevens: I'm going to pretend that 'DS' refers to me. @depardoo: @BalknChain: You should see your urologist about that."

digitalsmoothie commented on Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong

"@VirusWithShoes: That's Chace the Crawford."

digitalsmoothie commented on Scores Strip Club Sues New York for Police Corruption

"@EleanorRigby: Those belong to the patrons."

digitalsmoothie commented on Gay Dudes Like to Hang Out With Good Looking Boys, Make Friends With Girls

"@Knucklehead Babylon: no, the implication is that HE'S GHEY!"

digitalsmoothie commented on Scores Strip Club Sues New York for Police Corruption

"You know former scores dancers! How insider-y."

digitalsmoothie commented on Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong

"And isn't that photo on the left from a wedding?"

digitalsmoothie commented on Booze Activists Defend Right to Drive Drunk, Spell Lindsay Lohan's Name Wrong

"Booze activists?"

digitalsmoothie commented on The Secret Of Japanese Productivity

"Indications seem to be that he wasn't fired...excuse me, I have a resumé to send out."

digitalsmoothie commented on If You Were Abused by Sorority Mean Girls, Call Courtney Holt's Lawyer Now!

"@valarmorghulis: The typos are a nice dash of authenticity."